As a supernatural being, Dave Chompers never thought he could love a human so much. He had been taught by the shadows before him to either fear them or hate them, any other emotion was forbidden. Yet looking at her he felt anything but fear and anger, he felt a burning desire inside him, the desire to be hers.
Dave wasn't sure what lit the flame that burned within him, perhaps it was the way she napped with her cat, or the way she used her freakishly long fingers to eat McNuggets. Regardless of what it was, he knew he was willing to go against every rule to be her everything. The only issue was, how could he get her to notice him? He was a shadow being, not everyone could see them, and Dave, an incredibly shy dude, happened to be more invisible than the average shadow.
Staring at her from the corner of her room he began to devise a plan, one that was surely to get her attention.
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Besties, at this point I would like to point out that this is a joke and I am not a writer. I hold a very basic grasp of how English works, what is a comma? I'll never know
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My Inner Demons
RandomJoke story about my sister and her sleep paralysis demon. I'm a woman in STEM, not an author.
