Hidan: if i cut off my foot and threw it at you, would i be kicking you or hitting you?
Y/n: you'd be mentally scaring me more than anything.
Hidan: that's cool but that doesn't answer my question.
Kakuzu: i am genuinely shocked they haven't just left you with how absurd you are at times.
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