[Everyone is standing around a broken coffee maker]
Pein: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Y/N: ...I did. I broke it.
Pein: No. No, you didn't. Tobi? Hidan?
Hidan: Don't fucking look at me! Look at Tobi.
Tobi: What?! I didn't break it. I swear Deidara-senpai! *Clings to Deidara*
Deidara: Huh, that's weird, yeah. How'd you even know it was broken, un? And get off of me!
Tobi: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken!
Kakuzu: Suspicious.
Tobi: No it's not!
Sasori: If it matters, probably not, but Itachi was the last one to use it.
Itachi: Hn. I don't even drink coffee.
Deidara: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Itachi: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that Deidara.
Y/N: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it.
Pein: No! Who broke it!?
Zetsu: Kisame's been awfully quiet.
Kisame: REALLY?!
[Everyone starts arguing]
Pein: [being interviewed by Konan] I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
Y/N: Seriously Pein?!
Hidan: You mother-
Y/N: *Slaps Hidan across the face with a broom* No foul language you little shit! Oops...
Itachi: I think you knocked him out. Hn. *Casually drinks tea*
Pein makes his escape cackling like a maniac. "No one can capture me, for I am the almighty Pein!"
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