This has probably been written before but my friend asked for this sooo t a k e
Also this is basically crack taken seriously
Also also this is very ooc for them both bc i quit trying halfway through
3rd person pov:
"You and me, Ethan. Together, we go save Rose, and use her to grind Miranda into paste!"
Ethan blinked, dumbfounded by the man before him.
"..Heisenberg, that's your name right?"
"Why yes, LORD KARL HEISENBERG-"
"-most dangerous lord blah blah."
Heisenberg stared at Ethan, trying to read his face. Eventually he decided reading wasn't his strong suit and kicked the chair, making Ethan tilt backwards.
"WHAT THE FUCK-"
"Last chance!"
Heisenberg snatched Ethan's wrist, keeping him from tumbling down into the mysterious hole. Ethan swallowed his spit and continued.
"So let me get this straight (gay), you want to use Rose against Miranda?"
"Exactly!"
"...H o w ?"
Heisenberg seemed to paused for a minute, thinking of a response. He lowered Ethan's chair back to ground level
"B-By using her powers, of course!"
"Yeah but...how- She's- Rose is a baby, you know what a baby is right?"
"Of course I know what a fucking baby is."
"Okay, so how do you expect Rosemary to use her powers then?"
"..uhh-"
"Oh my god you're an idiot."
"LISTEN I HAVEN'T THOUGHT ABOUT IT THIS FAR OK-"
"YOU SAID IT WAS YOUR "mAstER PLan" AND YOU THAT WAS AS FAR AS YOU GOT INTO IT??"
"I'VE BEEN BUSY ALRIGHT-"
"WITH WHAT?"
"LOOK, YOU ARE A VERY DISTRACTING MAN-"
"HOW AM I DISTRACTING!?"
"CUZ UR HOT-"
"Oh really?"
"yeah i like limbless people"
"Oh...wanna suck my dick-"
"Sure"
and then Eve was born the end
IK THIS SUCKS BTW I STOPPED TRYING I JUST WANTED TO POST S O M E T H I N G GIVE ME A BREAK IM PREGNANT SOB
anyways 281 mother fucking wordsssss
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