y/n looks at the place where the noise came from and saw her old shrimp friend kelly they looked at eachother for a while and they got exited after seeing eachother after so long so they both peed their pants out of happenis and drank eachothers pee out of happenis but their screaming woke someone up jungkook came out of his room
jungkook: y/n?? who tf is that ugly ass bitch over there don't tell me you invited one of ur smelly shrimp friends over.
y/n: she is my friend...yes a shrimp as well and btw she is seggsy.
jungkook: whatever just be quiet you guys are probably gonne make out anyway.
y/n and kelly looked at eachother and pooped a bunch of poop came out cuz they were horny they started to eat it and then kissed eachother and then they fucked eachother on their shit but then kelly stabbed y/n with a hard piece of shit that she had y/n was sad and bleeding but kelly ran away jungkook checked on her to see blood all over her he said
jungkook:....now I can't even eat her anymore....oh well let's just clean this up.
*the next morning*
y/n woke up and was on the floor she saw that there was not any shit anymore but blood was still coming out of her she looked at it and said
y/n: what colour is this???
jungkook woke up and saw y/n was awake he was suprised that she was alive but remembered the noises from last night and decided to do something
jungkook: hey
y/n: h-h-h-h-h-h-hi
jungkook: I told you not to be loud but you guys were loud af so ur getting punished
y/n: huh?? punished??
jungkook: yes pls turn into ur shrimp form.
y/n turns into a shrimp and jungkooks throws her on the grill and eats her eventually
jungkook: damn that tasted disgusting wth.
but then he felt a sting in his stomach it was y/n becoming a alpha gangster she jumped out of jungkooks mouth and stared at him with her red alpha UwU eyes and then pushed him
y/n: how dare you eat me human...
she shitted on him and he passed out
y/n: ehehehehehhe UwU I am so gangster UwU alpha shrimp UwU.
tbc
yes so the main thing here is poop and piss I know but accept it Ig lol
