The Graveyard Shift

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Joe: alright folks I'll be heading home! Stay out of trouble and make sure those robbers don't touch the robots!

He shuts the doors

Noah: wow... Looks like we have the whole place to ourselves

Janice: I can't believe this! Our stupid boss made us watch this place for 8 hours straight! What are we even supposed to do!

Noah: look.. We're alone now... No children here so... Wanna play Pac man?

Janice: ... Fine....

Noah: sweet! I'll just get the tokens from the back room


Meanwhile. Kev is organizing the party hats on the table

Kev: there...

Kev looks at the animatronics

Kev: .... You know.... I guess it's time to say something about these guys...

He looks at each of them

Kev: there's the porcupine... And the creepy ass bug guy... And...

He notices one missing

He notices one missing

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Kev: what the hell? Where'd did the other one go? ... I could've sworn there's a blue guy here....

He hears thumping and stomping

Kev: ... Hello? .... Is anyone here?

Kev gets out his flashlight and turns it on

Kev: Hello?

He hears mechanical noises behind him

Kev: ... Uhhh.... Guys

Koolie: What's popping dude?

Kev looks behind him and sees Koolie

Kev looks behind him and sees Koolie

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Kev: OH SHIT WHAT THE FU- .... What the hell?

Koolie looks at him while squinting it's plastic eyes

Kev: ... Aren't you supposed to be on the main stage?

Koolie doesn't say anything

Kev: ... Do you not listen to commands? Hello!?!?

Kev notices that his eyes are bright red

Kev: ... Umm... Last time I checked... Your eyes are supposed to be pink... Not red

Koolie: Cowabunga!

Kev's flashlight starts to flash

Kev: OH COME ON!

Kev hits his flashlight

It starts working again and he notices that Koolie is gone again

Kev: .. Ok this isn't funny! Who's doing this?!?

He hears his voice far away

Koolie: I'm gonna drizzle your blood on my ice cream and put your eyeball on top! *starts laughing like an 90's teenager that's high on weed*

Kev: .... I don't think you should be saying that in a play place

Koolie: I'm gonna find you dude

Kev starts to get scared

Porter's eyes begin to open

Porter: Hey kids! It's time to sing!!!

Kev: What the!? Who turned these on?!?

Porter: Yo my name is Porter and I'm here to say.... WE'RE GONNA EAT YOUR FLESH IN A SCARY WAY!!!!

Kev: WHAT!?!!

Koolie comes down. Koolie is holding his plastic electric guitar like a baseball bat

Koolie: BATTER UP BRO!!!!

He swings his guitar and decapitates Kev

Blood spews from his neck as his body falls to the floor

Koolie: Home run dude HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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