CHAPTER 1: Coming to work

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Noah is sleeping on his bed with empty bottles on the floor and one on his hand

His alarm beeps loudly

Noah Quickly wakes up and sees the alarm

Noah: SHIT!!!! I'M GONNA BE LATE FOR MY JOB!!!!!

He quickly puts on his surprisingly clean work outfit

He gets in his car and drives to work


He parks in the lobby and gets out

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He parks in the lobby and gets out

He looks at the building and the characters

Noah: .... God I wish I didn't take this job.... It's 20 bucks an hour tho!

he gets in the building. He was welcomed to the sounds of children playing around, arcade machines and the band singing 80's and 90's sounding songs.

 He was welcomed to the sounds of children playing around, arcade machines and the band singing 80's and 90's sounding songs

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Porter: Hey kids! Who's ready to rock out? Because I sure do!

Koolie: Me too bro!

Porter: LET'S ROCK OUT!!!!

Noah watches the band and sees his boss Joe

Noah: Oh hey Joe!

Joe: ... Hey Noah.... You're a little late than usual

Noah: I was buzzed yesterday ok? ... And a little stoned...

Joe: I'll give you a chance ok.... But get back to work!

Noah: yes sir....

He heads to the Kitchen and sees Janice

Janice is putting the pepperonis on the pizza. But the noticeable thing is... Her work clothes are revealing her skin

Noah: Ayy Janice! Looking sexy as always

Janice: buzz off creep....

Noah: woah ok! I like a woman with an attitude

Janice: ugh....

Janice puts the pizza in the oven

Janice: So... Late again?

Noah: ... Yes?

Janice: of course you are... What are you even doing after your job?

Noah: ... Do.... Manly things?

Janice: ... Like what?

Noah: *sigh* smoking and drinking...

Janice: dude you work at a children's restaurant why are you working here if you do that stuff?

Noah: It's 20 bucks an hour woman! I'm desperate for cash baby!

Janice: ew... Don't call me that... Ever... Just cook the chicken nuggets...

Noah: will do...

He opens the freezer and grabs the bag of nuggets


Meanwhile. Kev is cleaning the floors but the kids keep throwing trash and spilling sodas

Kev: OH C'MON!!! I JUST CLEANED THAT FLOOR YOU BRATS!!!!

He aggressively picks up the trash and mops the floor

Kev: Ugh... Being a janitor sucks! I wish I was a costume guy... But then again... It would be hot and sweaty in there....


The animatronics are standing still

Kev looks at the animatronics

Kev: ... And god do they look creepy.....

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