as he roughly pulled his gigantic pepper shaker out of my little child birthing tool he looked me in the eyes and said "that was good little momma" " thank you jeremey evans carlisle the second" i replied admiringly. he fell onto his back and started to eat a bag of weed "can i have some baby boo" i asked innocently "no" he replied spitting leaves out of his teeth as he talked "round two?" "no" i replied bluntly as i walked out, got in my car and drove away, material girl playing in my head. #girlboss
