as i was furiously driving back home, blasting chase atlantic on the radio, a tree suddenly appeared in front of my car and i woke up in a hospital room. "omg what's going on! what happened" i asked the doctor who's back was facing away from me. "you just, had a happy little accident, that's all. you broke your weenus" he replied mysteriously, writing stuff down. "oh my god no!! my good weenus!" i cried "who could've done this to me?!" he chuckled. "well, you see, IT IS I!!" he said revealing himself to me. it was jeremey evans carlisle!! "oh no!!" i cried, unable to move "oh yes!!" he replied " 'twas i who put that tree there! hahaha!" he then proceeded to stuff my mouth with weed. "baby gorl, stop complaining. you're the one who asked for the weed" he said, showing annoyance. "oh yeah, you're right!" i realized "thanks piglet!"
