mr. Lugia x jirachi LEMON, literally! :33

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KEY :rage:

BOLD FONT = JIRACHI

NORMAL = MR. LUGIA






It was a normal day, the sky dark as fuck, the stars falling out of the sky, birds fighting eachother. It was perfect! Mr. Lugia walked into Jirachi's room, holding a box of something. "What the fuck is that?" Asked Jirachi. "COME SEE FOR URSELF IT'S SO COOL!!!!!!!!!" Jirachi walk- well, uh, flied over to Mr. Lugia and looked in the box. "Lemons? A box full of fucking LEMONS? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! YOU MADE ME FLY OVER HERE JUST TO LOOK AT A BOX FULL OF MF LEMONS?! YOU MANIPULATIVE BITCH!!! YOU LIED TO ME!! FUCK U!!!!!" "ilyt<3" 


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