19- The Funeral

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Now I'm doing "funny names" for the people's pov's. (Sorry I didn't post last week, it was my first week back to school so everything was crazy) Also I think this one will be on the longer side.
Cookie Guy: Meme
Spaceman/ SP4C3M4N: Socks/S0cks
Gas Man/ G4S M4N: Laff/ L4ff
Crab Man: Tbh
Liquid: Joocie
Paper: Oof
Batty Guy: Nadwe
Edible Batty Guy: Muffin
Glasses Guy: Blaza
Reptile: Dino
Furry: Woolf

-Cookie Guy POV-

By the way Meme's having some.. Internal conflict right now. No it's not M3M3.

When is this thing going to start?! After this, he'll officially be dead. After this, I won't have to worry that there's a killer on the loose. After this, she'll finally be avenged. SO TBH NEEDS TO HURR-

"Alright everyone, c'mon in." Tb said, opening the door to Laff's church. As I entered I saw Laff running as fast as he could, already out of breath, from the forest down to the church. I also saw Socks coming from behind Laff's house.

Why are they- What were they even- Whatever. They can do what they want. WHY AM I STILL SO ANGRY?! I was angry because I was stressed, I was stressed because of the war. War's over! No need to be stressed.
I took a deep breath and walked to my seat. I'll admit, I was excited to see Tbh do the speech because.. Well. Tbh. Speaking of Tbh, he walked over and sat next to me.

"Hey Meme. Feelin' better now that Woolf's dead?" He asked. I thought I detected a hint of aggression, but I shrugged it off.

"Yeah. Do you.. Have a speech planned?" I questioned.

"Nope!" He grinned.

"Tb!" I laughed. This felt good, like the old times. The times when you had a crush on him. NO! Bad thoughts. Bad bad thoughts. I do not have a crush on Tbh. That was dumb Memegod. Gay Memegod. You are bi Memegod. Therefore, you don't still have a crush on him. Hmm.. Agree to disagree. STOP THOUGHTS. No :3.

"Then what're you gonna do?" I asked him.

"Make the scaly cry, of course."

"Uh Tbh? Dino's gonna cry even if you don't try."

"OK fair you're right. I'm just gonna call people up to talk. I.. hope you don't mind if I don't bring you up? Technically, I, now others, are supposed to say positive things because.. Well he's dead and.. I guess you're supposed to leave with a positive memory of him? I don't really know. But I don't think you're quite ready for that yet. No offense."

"None taken! Yeah you're right, I'm fine with that. I'm not ready to say positive things about Woolf. But! If I can think of anything, can I go up? I don't wanna.. Say nothing and regret it later. You know what I mean."

"Yeah! But, if you start saying something negative, can I kick you out?"

"Sure idiot."

"Hey!"

We both laughed.  OK FINE. HAHA I WIN. YES NOW SHUT UP. NEVER! But I will for now.

"Alright, most everyone's here so I'm gonna go up."

"'K."

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