Wii Deleted You After Story

WDY But they all still need therapy. (Wattpad version)

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CM: IT'S BEEN 17 DAYS I'M STILL TRYING TO GET OUT OF HERE-

Eteled: Please stop.

CM: OH MY GOD- IF YOU SAY "PLEASE STOP." ONE MORE TIME  I'M GOING TO PISS MY OWN ASS-

Eteled: Please stop- Ouch.Ouch.

CM: *Punches eteled again* 

Eteled: Ouch. Ouch.

CM: THE ROBOTS ARE COMING MORE SENTIET THEY STARTED TO KNOW MY NAME-

Eteled: Please stop... Ivo..

CM: WH- HOW DID YOU KNOW MY MIDDLE NAME??

Eteled: ...I Remember.. EVERYTHING.

CM: THREE YEARS- I'VE BEEN IN HERE FOR THREE YEARS-

Eteled: Please stop. Your mother will be very disappointed.

CM: *Insert screaming here* AHHHHH!! GET OUT OF MY WAY- GET OUT OF THE WAY I NEED TO GET THROUGH LEVEL 5- NO-*???* LET ME OUT- I GOTTA GET OUT-

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CM: You didn't think i had legs did ya? Im like gru but i'm the one before gru- i'm- Eggru

CM: I'll try to log on my twitter account once more- Let's see if this computer works- E-G-G

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CM: OH-HO-HO-HO! YEAH YOU'RE GONNA JUMP BITCH- WALK THE PLANK YEAH- YAH-HAR-

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CM: WHAT THE ACTUAL SHIT- WHERE DID AMY GO?- SHE WAS RIGHT INFRONT OF ME-

Eteled: Eggman come over here! *Axes Austin*

CM: AGH! MY BONES- Agh- I knew i should've *COUGH COUGH COUGH* WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS??

Eteled: HAPPY APRIL FOOLS-

CM: THAT'S IT- I'M CALLING THE POLICE- 911 I'VE BEEN ATTACKED-

Eteled: I AM THE POLICE-

CM: EURGHHHHHH-

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CM: *Sighs* I..I miss my wife tails- i miss her a lot- i'll be back-

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CM: *Talking to Kyle & Sam* IT WOULD SEEM TO YOU BITCHES HAVE COME TO A STANDSTILL  IN TARZAN'S FOREST- YOU HAVE 13 SECONDS UNTIL THE ISLAND FUCKING EXPLODES YOU HOTOPIC WANNABE AND YOU BLUE GUMBALL SON OF A BITCH- YOU  HAVE DONE NOTHING BUT DESTROY MY LIFE I HOPE YOU BOTH DIE-

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Eteled: What are you two fucking talking about?! What the actual shit!- What?!-

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CM: I'M TAKING OVER THE UNIVERSE- I'M TAKING OVER YOUR WORLD- I'M TAKING YOUR TV- I'M GLITCHING IT- THEY CALL ME THE GLITCH- DO YOU KNOW WHY THE CALL ME THE MOTHERFUCKIN' GLITCH?- BECAUSE I GLITCH THE TV'S OUT- I'M TAKING OVER THE WORLD BY STORM- I'M GONNA POP MY NEWEST ALBUM- CRACK N' HEADS- 

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CM: HEY BITCHES- DIDN'T EXPECT TO SEE ME?

Eteled: AH!-

CM: BITCH YOU ARE GON' GET IN THIS CAR OR I'M POPIN' BETWEEN YOUR EYES-

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All around me are familiar eggmans- Familiar eggmans- Worn out eggmans- Worn out eggmans-

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CM: I'M BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN?!?!?- OH MY GOD- I'M SO SICK-

Eteled: Please stop- Ouch-

CM: OH NO- NOT AGAIN-

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CM: I'm going to kill you-

Eteled: ...?

CM: AND THEN KILL YOU AGAIN-

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CM: Good morning eggheads and crackheads- Welcome to-

Kyle: Huh?- I'm a crackhead!

CM: Well guess what- i have a brand new planner for you- Its called the game cube too- im going to be releasing it soon- i know that you're all jeaulous especially you uh- Shigiyaro miyamo-

Kyle: I'm Shigiyaro miyamo- 

CM: You see this?  This is the diamond i'm going to give to my brand new husband and/or wife. it'll be their's for the rest of time- With a game cube too- So if you want *Tv goes to static screen*

Kyle: Whoa! he's bisexual i didn't know that-

CM: By the way i'm bisexual- i forgot- How do you turn this shit off??

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Kyle: Whoa- What's up buddy?- You look upset-

Eteled: Don't worry about it.. it's just that i missed my therapy appointment today and i'm a little upset about it.. : (

Kyle: Oh tails-

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Eteled: Sonic- We're your friends right? you would never replace us with somebody else... Promise?

Little Kyle: Not unless you did something Lame or stupid or uncool-

Eteled: Oh-

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CM: OH YOU MOTHERFUCKER!! YOU JUST LEFT ME THERE TO DIE!

Eteled: Top 30 reasons why sonic is sorry- Number 5 will surprise you-

CM: TOP 30 ANIME DEBTS- NUMBER 1 YOUR FUCKING ASS RIGHT NOW!-

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Eteled: I imagined death so much it feels more like a memory-

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Eteled: Alright that's it- 

Little Kyle: ..??

Eteled: I'm gonna fucking kill you-

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CM: Little did i know that it was just a tiny piece of my brain cell that i put inside the machine- So that it could function Around my mental- My mental- MY BRAIN???- As you could see i'm still missing the brain piece-

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Kyle: Is college actually valuable??

CM: College is extremely valuable- You should all value your eduacation- Back in 1907 when i first graduated from prinstion university i remember learning-

Eteled: Okay boomer! shut the fuck up! What the hell?? Can we just find the rings?!And get over with this?? I'm so done with everybody's shit!

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Eteled: Ugh..- I don't feel so good- Why are all my limbs slack? Why can't i move my eyes??- Why can't i move my mouth??- is this an internal dialogue?- I can't see the end of the horizon- HATSUNE MIKU IS THAT YOU??? HAVE YOU COME TO ME OUT OF MY MISERY?? PLEASE I DON'T LIKE FEELING LIKE A SLACK 3D DEMENTIONAL MODEL-

Hatsune Miku: You're gonna have to beg a lot more better than that motherfucker!