Pat: Hai. For our pilot episode, we'll have the Kiseki no Sedai as guests.
/Round of applause/
Pat: Now that we're acquainted--Hey. Where is Tetsuya?
Kise: He said he'll be here Patcchi!~
Pat: Seriously? Then where is--
/Tap. Tap./
Pat: /Turns around/ AHHHHHHH! Since when we're you there?!
Kuroko: I was here the whole--
Aomine: /Points a finger at Kuroko/ No! This time he is lying! You barely made it on time here!
Kuroko: /Takes a seat/ /Wipes sweat off/
Aomine: Why is your username like that? MiracleRankGum. It sounds very stupid.
Pat: You're the stupid one here, Aho! It's MiracleRockGirl you bastard. And It's taken from my band name!
Kise: I don't really see what's stupid in her username, Aominecchi. It's cute~!
Aomine: Then you too share the same blood. HAHAHA.
Pat: That comment really irritated the crap out of me. I don't know why. Not you Aomine.
Kise: How mean! And here I was complimenting you! /cries/
Pat: Will you shut up? /Throws an earth worm at Kise/
Kise: /Shrieks/ PUT THAT AWAY FROM ME PATCCHI!~ /Runs outside/
Pat: Now that he's gone--
Murasakibara: Why are you reading those lemon fanfics, Pat-chin? Are they really delicious? But I don't like Lemons.
Pat: Aww~ How innocent! /Gives him candies/ I don't know too. HAHAHA.
Aomine: It can get pretty heated. /Smirks/
Pat: You're right Ao. /Nods/
Midorima: Don't you have nightmares reading those nanodayo?! Have some dignity and stop reading those --nodayo!
Pat: No I don't, Carrot. Well guys--
Kise: /Walks in/ Patcchi! ~ You're so mean! ~/Sits down beside Aomine/
Pat: Oh. Welcome back, Kiiro! How was the earth worm?
Kise: It wasn't good Patcchi~~! /Cries/
Pat: Well, it would be if you just enjoyed being with him.. Or her.
Kise: You're like Kasamatsu-senpai!~ /Pouts/
Pat: Really? Then maybe I should guest him here often.
Aomine: I've been wanting to ask this. If you don't have feet.. Would you still wear socks?
Pat: Of course not.
Aomine: Then why are you wearing a bra? /Laughs/
Pat: YOU'RE REALLY A PERVERTED BASTARD! QUIT LOOKING AT MY CHEST!
Aomine: Why would I look? They don't interest me.
Pat: I'm surprised they can put up with you and your attitude. /Sighs/
Akashi: Pat.
Kuroko: Pat-san.
Pat: /Hyperventilates/
Kise: Oh. Patcchi likes the two of them! ~
Pat: I-it's nothing like that!
Akashi: How cute. Another tsundere. /smirks/
Pat: /Redden even more/ SH-SHUT IT! I don't like you! G-go to hell!
Akashi: Oh? But we both know you won't like that.
Pat: /Faces the camera/ S-see you after the commercial!
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Pat: Now that I've recover. Let me--
Aomine: Oho~ I found her lemon stash!
Pat: You bastard! That's not even mine!
Aomine: But it's your phone though. /smirks/
Kise: Oh let me see Aominecchi!~
Kuroko: Pat-san. You're a despicable person after all. I don't want to guest here anymore.
Pat: No that's not even mine! Tetsuya...
Midorima: You're denying it even though it's clear nanodayo.
Pat: Shut up, Carrot!
Aomine: Oooh~ You have a really dirty mind Pat.
Murasakibara: Does Mine-chin like those things too?
Kise: WOAH!~ A lemon of Me!~
Pat: I've had enough! /Hits everyone with a notebook. Except Akashi and Tetsuya/ I really hate you guys, hate and like. But most especially hate.. Towards Kise.
Kise: Why do you always bully me Patcchi?!~~ /Cries/
Pat: I don't like you.. Going full homo over Tetsuya. /Glares/
Aomine: HAHAHA! You got--
Pat: And there's Aomine. Perverted bastard.
Midorima: That's what you--
Pat: Midorima. Well, he's Midorima. I still hate him. Hate and like.
Murasakibara: Pat-chin is--
Pat: Then Atsushi. I like.. But hate him too.
Kuroko & Akashi: Pat-san/Pat.
Pat: And then there's Akashi and Tetsuya. I like them both.
Camera Man: Pat-chan! It's almost time!
Pat: EH?! And all I did was get teased and rant about them?! Extension please! A half hour!
/Background song plays/ /Everyone applauds/
Pat: /Glares at the miracles/ I'll still be watching you. /Turns to the camera/ Jaa~ Thanks for tuning in! Until next time! /Smiles/
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This is my first "fanfic" sort of thing. Whatever. Hahah. I've been wanting to do this. Boredom strikes again guys. Well, don't even expect anything from this SHOW. I'll probably update this... Often. Honestly I don't know what I just did. Hahaha.
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