Pat: Why do you seriously have to do this to me?!
Manager: What is?
Pat: I can't host in this episode! You're literally killing me! /Cries/
Manager: Pat calm down and tell me what's wrong. Yes?
Pat: We'll be talking about Momoi and her ships?! Seriously?! And people are shipping her and Tetsuya? I can't. I just can't.
Manager: I know that you like Kuroko--
Pat: So you know?! Then why Manager-san why?!
Manager: Because the audience seem to like it that way.
Pat: Well I don't like it! /Stomps/
Manager: C'mon Pat-chan.
Kuroko: Pat-san.
Pat: Fine! Che! /Walks towards the stage/ Hai~ W-welcome once again to my show. /Smiles/ T-today we'll be talking about Momoi and her ships. /Sits across the three/
Kuroko: Pat-san are you okay?
Pat: W-why wouldn't I be Tetsuya?
Kuroko: You've been shifting uncomfortably and about the talk--
Pat: /Sigh/ I'm okay. Seriously. /Turns to Momoi/ Jaa~ Let's first start with what Momoi can say.
Momoi: To be honest Pat-chan. /Smiles/ I like Tetsu-kun.
Pat: Of course. I've watched you so many times. /Yandere aura/
Aomine: Oi stop ignoring me.
Pat: Oh Ao! /Laughs/ You and Momoi share a great amount of Romantic Tension. I bet you'll start courting her.
Aomine & Momoi: I don't like her/him!
Pat: Yeah. Yeah. It goes like that at first. A love hate relationship. /Smirk/
Momoi: I will never date him! /Smiles/ Not unless you date Ki-chan.
Pat: /Dreadful look/ No. No. No. I'll date Midori instead of Kiiro.
Momoi: Really now Pat-chan?
Pat: Yes! /Looks at Kuroko/
Kuroko: Pat-san. I'm so dis--
Pat: I mean no! No. Of course you're the only one Tetsuya.
Kuroko: /Nods/
Aomine: Woah.
Momoi: What's the meaning of this Tetsu-kun? /Shocked/
Aomine: It seems like Tetsu is courting you Pat. /Smirk/
Pat: Oh really now? /Blush/ That might be.. /Looks at Momoi/ True.
Kuroko: Nothing particular Momoi-san.
Pat: Wah. I got sidetracked yet again! /Smug grin/ Back to the topic. When will the two of you date?
Momoi: Why do you keep pushing me with Dai-chan, Pat-chan?! I like Tetsu-kun and I only have eyes for him!
Pat: Really? We'll see that. I'll still ship the two of you though.
Aomine: Yeah she have those nice boobs. But she don't interest me at all.
Pat & Momoi: Ara! What a pervert!
Pat: But no one knows. You'll soon marry that pervert, Momoi. /Faces the camera/ Don't you think so minna-san? Anyways, see you after the break!
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Pat: /Shifts uncontrollably/
Kuroko: What's wrong Pat-san?
Pat: N-nothing is! /Looks at Momoi/ WAH! I've had enough!
Momoi: Pat-chan?
Pat: You can't have Tesuya!
Aomine: Pat just snapped at you Satsuki.
Momoi: /Speechless/
Pat: /Walks out/
Kuroko: Wait up Pat-san. /Follows Pat/
Manager: So we're cutting this. Ahehehe. /Sweat drops/
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BACK STAGE
Momoi: Are you still mad at--
Pat: Omfg. I'm so sorry Momoi! It was a spur of the moment! I'm so sorry!
Momoi: Mou~ /Smiles/ It's nothing~
Aomine: That aside--
Pat: No. We can't put this aside. Right manager-san? /Glares at manager/
Manager: C-can I still say sorry?
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I'M REALLY SORRY MANAGER-SAN! Tetsuya is mine. Mine. And mine. I'll kill anyone who gets in the way of our love. Even though you're my sister or brother I'll kill you. /Laughs/ How's that for a Yandere me? You can't blame me! That's what the next episode is all about!
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