Pat: I'm really excited! /Squeals/
Imayoshi: Pat-chan are you okay?
Pat: /Breathing intensifies/ Yes. Love you, Imayoshi.
Hyuuga: Something is wrong with her, today.. No. Everyday.
Pat: /Snaps out of it./ Ehem! Today's guests are our reliable captains. Reliable except Makoto.
Hanamiya: Oi.
Okamura: /Cries/
Pat: What is wrong with you?
Okamura: I'm just jealous! I thought joining the basketball team would make me famous! /Cries/
Hyuuga: So that was the reason behind it?! Idiot.
Pat: Even though you're now part of the basketball club, I think you won't be famous.
Okamura: Why?!
Pat: Your looks bruh. Get rid of that face and you'll get famous.
Okamura: How do I even get rid of my face?! /Cries/
Pat: Whatever. /Coughs/ I won't deny it any longer. /Squeals/ I like everyone here. Except Okamura.
Kasamatsu: W-what's the point of this show anyway?
Pat: /Breathing Intensifies/ Yukio. Love you.
Kasamatsu: /Blushes/ W-what are you saying?!
Imayoshi: I see another potential tsundere here ya~.
Otsubo: It was worst with Midorima. Kasamatsu is.. /Muffled laughter/ On another level.
Kasamatsu: Idiot. I'm not a tsundere!
Pat: A closet tsundere.
Hanamiya: This show is getting ridiculous. Tch.
Pat: Ara? Don't get too cocky you bastard.
Hanamiya: I can't stand being with you all. Tss. Trashes.
Hyuuga: What did you just say, Idiot?!
Akashi: Have you ever used a mirror. Your face looks more of like a trash than ours. /Snip snip/ Know your place, mortal.
Pat: Hey guys stop! /Faces Hanamiya/ Stop this at once Makoto.
Hanamiya: Why would I?! And you little shit. Do you see yourself as a fucking God?!
Akashi: You've angered me way too far, Makoto. /Throws a a pair of scissors at Hanamiya/
Pat: /Hides behind Imayoshi/ W-we'll be back after a short--
Hanamiya: Watch where you're throwing those. Shorty. /Smug grin/
Akashi: /Throws another pair of scissors. It lands near Pat and Imayoshi./
Pat: /Shrieks/ W-we'll be--/Shrieks/
Imayoshi: Are you okay Pat-chan?
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Pat: Somebody stop them!
Imayoshi: Calm down everyone.
Kasamatsu: Calm down?! Didn't you just hear?! He just called Akashi a little shit!
Imayoshi: Yes I heard that clear, thank you. I'm just making them calm down.
Kasamatsu: That won't work now. We need someone scary. Like Seirin's captain.
Hyuuga: I can hear you, idiot!
Otsubo: Either way, this is getting scary..
Okamura: Somebody stop them. We're like trapped inside the studio while two monsters clash.
/Hanamiya shouting at the background/ /Scissors flying from different directions/
Pat: /Scissors lands infront of Pat/ IMAYOSHI!!
Imayoshi: /Calms Pat/ Call the guards. We need to stop them!
Kasamatsu: Hear that -- /turns to Okamura/ Where did he go?!
Hyuuga: That idiot escaped!
Pat: /Forcefully faces the camera/ T-thanks for tuning again--
/A pair of scissors got stuck at the camera/
Camera Man: /Faints/
Pat: Mr. Camera Man?!
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I don't know what I'm doing with life right now. Hahaha. I write.. The things that pop inside my mind so blame my brain for this chapter. I was high! In crabs.
Imayoshi, Yukio, and Hyuuga are like my babes right now. I don't care. I still like them //slapped /Breathing intensifies/ Tetsuya.
I'm putting my imagination together for the next episode. I promise it won't turn chaotic as this one. Hahaha.
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Kuroko No Basuke Talk Show
AcakThis "story" or whatever you call it will be about the KnB casts that will guest in every "episode" of MY talk show. Yes. I'll be the host. . . . I don't know what I'm doing with my life right now. I just don't know what I'm thinking right now. HAHA...
