Morning came and childe and kaeya agreed to meet at mondstadt
"I know we would meet at mondstadt but why at dilucs tavern?" Kaeya asked
"Well i like your brother"
"Uh?"
"I MEAN your brothers wine" Childe said sweating
"Ok.. you better not try to hook up with him, he doesnt fuck, literally"
"Yeah yeah"
Childe and kaeya enter the tavern, Diluc in a suit cleaning a bottle with a high ponytail, standing in the counter
"Welcome to dawn win- oh kaeya, new hookup?"
"Shut the fuck up. Im just here to cooldown" kaeya said angrily
"What, do i just burn you so you melt?" Diluc asked
"Not the time diluc, anyways this is my friend tartaglia, also known as childe"
"Aye whats up" childe asked the redhead
"Are you the harbinger?" Diluc asked
"You have a sharp eye, yeah im one of them"
"So you know im banned from your nation"
"Wait what? YOUR BANNED FROM SNEZHNAYA?" Childe who is shocked
"Mmh" diluc mumbled
"Didnt think you were a feisty one, kaeya didnt mention this"
"I thought you already knew" Kaeya asked
"Ive been in liyue long enough, i wasnt informed your hot ass brother was banned from it"
"Thanks for the compliment ajax but what do you need in this tavern" diluc asked
"Wait aj-" childe was cutted off
"I'll have a dandelion wine, he can get whatever he wants" kaeya said
"Damn a little respect here captain, i would like... you" childe flirted with the red head
"Nice try ajax, you gotta be more smooth than that" diluc put downs his cup to fix his hair
"Fuck your actually hot" childe said
"You can fuck later i actually miss albedo" kaeya in his depressive state
"Did you guys broke up?" Diluc asked
"Yeah, i didnt think he actually cares for me, i thought he was more focused on his alchemy stuff" kaeya cries
"This is why you should open up to him sometimes. You never know what he does"
Diluc added
"I really fucked up this time" kaeya said
"You know i kinda get why you hold a pyro vision, cause your hot as fuck" childe started to flirt to diluc
"You dont have to repeat that im hot, you know im more than that" diluc winked at childe making the ginger flustered
"Well diluc, can you show me that you are more than that?" Childe looks up and down as a attempt to flirt
"If you really want that much" diluc removes his ponytail, and started to unbutton his suit (he has a shirt underneath) until he was cut off
"WAIT WAIT- AHAH... aye save me a lil bit time before you- yeah..." childe obviously flustered and shy
Diluc chuckled and ties his hair again
"Dont worry childe, if you really want it, try harder" he said and smirked
"You know i thought you hate the fatui?" Kaeya asked
"I havent had my fun flirting after my love triangle with Eula and Jean 6 years ago" diluc said
"ohh, well you do you ragvindr" kaeya said
After for some time they stopped drinking and payed diluc
"Thank you for visiting angels share, do come visit again"
"ill visit soon dont worry diluc~" Childe said
"Alright childe, come visit soon" diluc looks at the ginger while fixing his tie
Kaeya and childe left the tavern
"So we didnt think about anything huh?" Childe asked
"Yeah cause you were busy flirting with my brother"
"Look not my fault hes hot" childe stated
"Ok mr moremoneythansense" kaeya said and let out a chuckle
"Ok ice bridge" childe rolled his eyes
"Yeah yeah, but since we didnt get ideas here, why dont we try at liyue?" Kaeya asked
"Sure" childe answered
Both men now headed to liyue
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Hook-up
FanfictionZhongli and Albedo were sick of their boyfriends always hooking up and flirting with eachother. So out of spite zhongli started flirting with albedo.. What will happen to their relationship after this?
