Ah, What a peaceful day! No, not now. Tom and Tord ruin every single day. Why do they even fight?
'I TOLD YOU TO NOT CALL ME JEHOVA OR THOMAS COMMIE!' 'AND YOU, DON'T CALL ME COMMIE BASTARD OR BITCH!' Ugh. They started fighting again. Edd, what can we do about them? I got one plan, Matt! Uh, what? Listen! If you are going to fight again Tom and Tord.
Tom and Tord looked at Edd, I AM GONNA KICK YOUR ASS OUT OF THIS HOUSE! DO YOU UNDERSTAND! YOU TWO NEVER TRY TO GET ALONG WITH EACH OTHER! Do you?
And for this, you two are gonna stay together, out from this house, just come back after 8:30 pm. Don't come before that time okay?
Yeah, Yeah, Stupid. Of course, Tord said. They walked out of the house, hands in their hoodie's pockets. What do we do now? Tom said in a bored tone. Look it's already 6:30 so let's walk in the park. Okay...?
After walking like half an hour, we got to the bar, of course we didn't have anything to do so, we even not dared to talk in the park. How arch enemies were we! Well I don't hate Tord I just don't like him.
"One Smirnoff please, Tom said." Are...you not gonna take any drink?" I said. Nope, not interested. Tord said. Okay then?
After like 7 bottles (yes) I was completely drunk. I saw Tord dragging me. 'Tordie~ *hic*' 'Don't you *hic* drag me like that~' Oh, just shut up, I have a big problem you know, it's 9:45 pm and we were supposed to come back at 8:30- Tom? I looked at Tom who was not there? He was in front of me.
What are you doing Tom? Oh~ Tordle~ You~ know I *hic* loved you for many years~ Tom don't joke. 'I am not *hic* joking~!' And then he pulled us into a kiss. For a moment, I was just processing. Then I kissed back. The kiss lasted for 2 minutes. I love you *hic* Tord, just know it~ And with that he passed down on me.
Well, that was unexpected, I carried him in bridal style, placing a gentle kiss on his forehead and heading back to home.
(Timeskip to Tomorrow )
So, what did happen? Nothing much Tord said. Yeah, nothing, that was a silly idea of yours Edd.
Yeah, Nothing happened
That was our drunk secret, Tord said.
Sorry for short oneshot, but thanks for reading!
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FanficDom Tord Sub Tom: Well, nothing much, these are some garbage one-shots of mine, and I hope, uhm.... you will like it I guess? Warnings ⚠ Boy x Boy TW And more but slight smuts. No full smuts No kinks
