TFP Oneshots And OC's (Ongoing)

the bread bank

| ok, so. this story was inspired by im_sadsport 's OC skit. credit goes to him, and I just wanted to try this out, cuz I thought :

"hey, why not? it could be fun."

the OC's in this story are:

Gia [main character]

Ranna [the bread seller]

Onyx [the manager]

okeh, on to the story. |

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one fine morning, Gia decides she wants a baguette. why? no one knows, she has no clue either. Gia just wants a baguette, kapeesh?

"welcome to the bread bank. we sell bread, we sell loafs, we got bread on deck right on the floor TOASTED," says Ranna, rather nonchalantly.

"Now shut the frag up. listen, I just need a baguette and a brioche." Gia states, her not waiting for the crispy baguette.

Ranna just says "we don't have either of those, you can get the gluten-free white bread, you can get the potato bread-" "what the frag is gluten? take that slag out" Gia butts in.

"Its gluten free" Ranna protests.

"I don't care if its free, swear on your fragging YEEZYS, if you wanna fight, we gonna fight," Gia threatened. "I'm tryna be your world star? well you better record it. I got my dollar store camera-"

"What's the fragging situation? " Onyx elongates the "situation" part of the sentence.

"what the f r a g do you want?" Gia says, very mad and annoyed.

"I'm the motherfragging M A N A G E R" Onyx bursts.

"at the bread store?" Gia asks, in disbelief.

"the B R E A D" Onyx blurts.

Gia points at Ranna sharply. "tell her, to take the motherfragging gluten, out the b r e a d"

Onyx comes closer to Gia, and says "I'm gonna need you to shut that bullslag up chief, we cant take slag out of bread."

Gia stared in disbelief, and she could not comprehend the complete and utter STUPIDITY she is forced to go through.

"why put it in, in the first place? I know you smokin' that pack." Gia tells back.

Meanwhile Ranna is just listening to the two fight, she pulls out a packet of crackers from a drawer. "we got crackers, no gluten."

Gia sighed, and said " frag crackers"

Onyx comes back with saying " its gluten free, you want the gluten or not?"

"Ay you know you better take the gluten out of that damn slag," scoffs Gia.

"look, we got whole wheat, gluten free Texas toast. gluten free tortilla-" but Onyx gets cut off by Gia, who instead says "frag all that. what glitch-aft country y'all from, where they got this bullslag at?"

"Florida," says Ranna solemnly.

Gia takes a moment to think about Florida. wow. bullslag really comes from there.

"I knew it"

"Look," Ranna states, "you can either take this yeast, or I'm calling the police"

"nah don't call the police, I got a warrant y'all-" pleads Onyx

"honestly frag y'all, I ain't never seen nobody act like this over no bread-" Ranna gets cut off.

Gia just leans in closer until she's face to face with Ranna. "what the frag are you saying? all I'm saying is frag y'alls bread, frag the gluten, and frag them crackers."

Ranna and Onyx stood shocked in place, Ranna nearing the pack of crackers back to her.

"the crackers don't have gluten." Ranna says.

"I'll take those."

"that's gonna be five-"

"ah frag that, I ain't paying."

then Gia walks out of the bread bank, slamming the door behind her. I ain't never going back there.

then she opened the pack of crackers and munched on them all the way home.

[this was actually very fun to write ngl.

by the way you can find this meme on youtube, and credit goes to im_sadsport .

go follow him, now.

anyways, stay cheeki breeki.]