Dear death planner
I will not choose to start by writing dear diary like the veggie boy. I don't even know why I am writing one seeing as I don't need one and it is just a bother.
But anyway today I arrived in mystic falls and let me tell you what is going on
1) Elena hasn't met Stefan yet
2) Stefan is once again a loyal dog
And last but not least
3) I FUCKING HATE MY LIFE!
I came back to mystic falls to open the damn tomb that bitch was in and plant a stake in her heart (maybe have some fun fist) and then have a party which will only consist of me and Stefan (when I tell him about my achievement) but now the plan has changed for the 3rd time!
FUCK ,FUCK ,FUCK ,FUCK ,FUCK!
I am going to come up with another plan. ONE that will not fail and ONE that will not be ruined ... ok I can't actually be bothered with making another plan, that one plan to torment Stephane life is gone.
Real life
Damon sitting on his bed smirking and then laughing like a maniac so loud the whole house can hear.
Stefan downstairs with his body stiff and face filled with fear.
Zack (alive for now😏) shopping in the supermarket, not knowing what is happening.
And out cute baby Jeremy 🥰- sitting at home eating ice cream and trying to stay awake whilst watching Tv.
YOU ARE READING
Damon's diary
FanfictionBasically just Damon writing a diary (although we all know he would never admit it. He will defiantly have a better hiding spot than Stephan because the man is a literal demon, and ya can't beat a demon.😈
