Damon's diary

Day 1 Part 2

Ok so I forgot to write about a few things so I'll start now. If Stefan or anyone else finds this I will probably be tortured for information and then killed, so it's very risky and im only writing this so that I don't forget anything that happens

( translation: kill anyone by accident
- not save anyone because I don't like them
- do anything I'm not supposed to
- say anything I'm not supposed to).

So basically i am from the future and have somehow, I don't even know if it's possible but time traveled or thrown to another universe though I think that's not true seeing as I just saw Stefan 5 minutes ago giving me a long and boring speech about how he had to go to school and if he doesn't it'll be suspicious.

Then when I told him I'll be a teacher in his school, but I would never because teenagers are all snotty nosed wanna be brats. But hey couldn't I at least say joke around. Anyways  he basically looked like a deer that was told it'll be drained of blood by a human and ran over by a truck.
He was all pale and after like ages he finally looked like he was gonna man up and fight me but I couldn't be bothered because i had shit to do like killing dear old zach and getting the moonstone so that bitch Katherine doesn't first.

Anyway skipping ahead because my hand Is starting to ache and yes it is because I haven't had any blood in my system for the last 4 hours and now that I'm thinking about it I should really go get some if I'm gonna have to deal with a moody and angry Stefan. God it's gonna be so funny when he realises dear old Zack left him alone with me, and moved to a different country. (Translation: it's gonna be so funny when he thinks Zack left him with me when he's actually lying dead 5 ft underground in the backyard. good I should go now

BYE MY DEAR LOVELY DEATH NOTE