This is me. I am Jade.
I bet you didn't know that.
I am also awesome.
NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA BATMANNNN!!!!
I wonder what fruit he eats. Maybe he eats blueberry oatmeal. I am the new Batman. I don't care that I am just a hormonal teenage girl. I AM BATMANNNN!!!
I like ostriches.
This chapter is sponsored by.... You guessed it One Direction, or whats left of it.
I MISS YOU ZAYN MALIK!!!!
BABY COME BACK!!!
