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It's me. I'm back. Hello. It's me. *Proceeds to sing Adele*

Youuuuuuu guuuuuuuuuuuys nevvvvvveeeeeerrrrrrr ddddddddiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidddd thhhheeeeeeeee tthinggggggggg!


*Sigh* Nobody appreciates good art like the pickle anymore. 


I HAVE A UNICORNS MANE ON MY HEAD IT IS SO MAGESTIC AND BEAUTIFUL! I just ate a jar of straight up frosting. No cake involved, just sugary sugary frosting wit hsprinkles and chocolate milk. I FEEEEL SSSOOOOOOO HIGH! BLAH BLAH BLAH. VAMPIRE.


I call my friend Edward Cullen because his middle name is Edward.


HARRY POTTER IS SO MUCH BETTER.

I have an instagram. I'm not giving it out though. Last time I did that I got a really nasty picture on my snapchat. Ugh.


I don't like mustard. Or cheese. *Proceeds to get stabbed*

ANyboDy SeEN dDeAdPoOLL?!?

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There you go.

Happy Hannukah. Enjoy your day. Or night. Just. Do. It.

AYEEEEEEEEEE MACARENAAA! 

I know why I'm single. XD XDD

That's cool though. Singles are coooler then my life.

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