How they met

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by Starsidk

by Starsidk

Matt was a simple man. He liked rubbish, his friends, and most importantly his MIRROR!!! Anyways, he also needs a boyfriend or girlfriend (preferably a boyfriend because he is gay OWO) because he is very lonely. Edd and Tom didn't like seeing Matt so sad, so they got him a new mirror to make him feel better. Little did he know, Edd and Tom got this mirror from the magic store!!11!! As Matt looked at himself and thought he looked rather hot today. He wondered to himself how it would feel to date yourself. He could only dream.

Suddenly, Tom walks in the room, looking rather concerned. "Matt, I'm worried about you, can look at yourself in the mirror for hours and can also scream without the s for hours!" Matt responded, "How do you know that?" Tom's eyes turn white. "The whole house is filled with it everywhere!! On the walls, on the ceiling, you name it." Tom then leaves.

All of a sudden, the Matt in the mirror bites his lip. "WOAH!" Screamed Matt. He didn't expect that. He put the mirror down on the floor and went to go eat dinner or something, he just needed to get out of there. He grabs the bacon from the fridge but is immediately stopped by Edd. Edd snatches the bacon out of his hand and eats it, even though it wasn't cooked.

Matt then goes to his room without anything to eat, but to his surprise, he sees another Matt looking at him, on his bed. Matt is shaking, what the hell is this?!?!? "Who are you? Why do you look like me?" Matt demanded to know these answers. The other Matt responded, "I came out of the mirror, you were so beautiful, so handsome, and ever so ginger!" Matt was still confused. "You're a ginger too, as well as beautiful... Is it weird to have feelings for yourself?" The other Matt placed his hand on Matt's well-developed chin. "No." He responded as he placed his lips onto Matt's.

Matt didn't know what to do, this felt so good. Who would've known that your own self tasted so good? Matt had to push him away, even though he didn't want to. The other Matt responded, "I thought you were enjoying it." Matt responded, "I was, I just don't think it's right." The other Matt explained "I like you a lot, so, can you give me a chance?" Matt was flabbergasted, how would his friends react, his peers, he was afraid of being judged, but who cares. "Sure, I'll give you a chance, do you want to go to a restaurant or something?" Matt said. "YES" The other Matt responded.

Matt and Matt went to a local restaurant, it was a cute little diner. They sit down at a very nice table and the waitress comes by. "Hey folks, have you decided on drinks or food?' Matt ordered his food and drink and so did the other Matt. "So...Matt, we should probably give you a nickname or something, so it doesn't get confusing. How about Mattey?" Matt tried to start a conversation. "Yeah, sure that sounds great!" Mattey replied. The food came and ate their meals. Matt wanted to pay for it, but Mattey insisted on paying. "How about a Movie?" Mattey suggested. "Oh yeah sure, what movie?" "The Big Named Monster?" Mattey Suggested. "Okay"

They got to the theater and noticed no one was in the theater. They sat down at their seats. The two Matts were about an hour into the movie (which they were enjoying) but Mattey and Matt were side eyeing each other. Then Matt wrapped his arm around Mattey's shoulder and then kissed his cheek. Mattey then starts kissing Matt, a lot. They were soon making out, in the theater with no one inside. They both decided to leave early to get home and do things. When they went home, they locked the door to Matt's room and jumped on the bed. They kissed and got undressed. Edd and Tom were wondering what was going on.

The morning came, both of the Matts feeling like they got a lot of cardio last night. They looked at each other and both said at the same time "LET'S MAKE A BABY." They were fingering out ways to make one. "I GOT AN IDEA, why don't we put a strand of each of our hair, but some blood on it, and give both of one of our kidneys, and put it in the oven!" Matt explained. Mattey agreed and they did so. They cooked it for about nine months and sure enough, a baby came out of the oven! He looked like his fathers. They both loved their kid so much they named him a very special name, Matthew!

Matt loved Mattey so much, he bought a ring and was hoping to propose to him. "Mattey, I have only known you for 9 months, but I love you, will you marry me?" Matt did it. "YES!" Mattey responded. Soon enough they were engaged and right away they planned a wedding for the next day.

The day came and Matt was getting ready, putting on his purple and green tuxedo. Mattey was also getting ready, putting on his handsome wedding dress. Mattey was getting anxious and nervous. "What if he walks out on me." He wondered to himself.

The time came "Here comes the bride" played and Mattey walked out. Matt was sweating a little bit. The priest started "Matt, do you take Mattey as your lawfully wedded husband?" Matt replied, "I do" "And Mattey, do you take Matt to be your lawfully wedded husband?" Mattey replied "I do." The priest said "You may kiss the uh Matt." The Matts kissed, making them officially married.

Matt carried Mattey bridal style and went on their honeymoon. Edd and Tom were taking care of Matthew for the week. The two Matts drove off into the sunset, awaiting their future life