Matt x Matt: The Ogrin of the Matts

The Honeymoon

Matt and Mattey drove off to the airport to await their flight to the place where they will be having their honeymoon. "Oh my god! I'm so damn excited, Honey!" Mattey said with stars in his eyes. "I picked Cabo because it is a beautiful place, despite it being an eleven-hour flight" Matt explained, you can tell he was angry about the flight, but he still was excited for the trip. "Oh, my handsome husband," Mattey said, trying to cheer up Matt, "We will be asleep most of the flight, plus when we arrive, we will see a beautiful sight of the ocean. Also, I get to see you in your bathing suit, you sexy, big di-''''Flight to Cabo from London boarding now." The announcer interrupted Mattey as he was going to say something. Matt and Mattey got on board the plane and sat down in first class.

Matt had a hard time sleeping on the plane, so he watched a movie. Mattey fell asleep fast and leaned against his body. But, about eight hours into the flight a little baby child started screaming because that is just a thing they do. For the last 3 hours of the flight, the child was making weird noises.

The plane finally landed in Cabo; it was a lot hotter than London. Matt and Mattey got their bags and got in a taxi type car. Matt fell asleep but Mattey was taking pictures of the landscape. An hour later the two Matts got to the hotel and checked into their rooms. This hotel had an entire resort, a buffet, many restaurants, and pools. Matt and Mattey were too tired to go exploring right away so they hung out in their room.

Matt and Mattey were so bored so, they did what any newly married couple would do. They got undressed, made sure the doors were locked, and got on the bed. Matt started kissing Mattey all over the place, the part that Mattey would like the best is when Matt would kiss his lower torso. Matt started to fiddle Matt's holes and Mattey tried to hold back his moans. Matt and Mattey have made a mess and felt bad for the maid who had to clean their sheets.

After that sexy experience they went to get lunch at the buffet and went to get their bathing suits on, but then, they got a call from Tom. "Matt! Your child just fell out the window without dying and crawled back inside, somehow opened the door, and grabbed a can of cola out of the fridge and-" Tom explained. But Matt was quick to reply, "ok." The two Matts went to the beach and started playing in the water with a Styrofoam football. All of a sudden, the beach was closed due to problematic fish in the water. So, they got out.

Nightfall came and Matt and Mattey got to the hotel room. They had another season of confrontation through a great feeling. Matt wondered to himself, 'This guy came from my mirror and only 9 months ago I didn't know if this was the right decision, but now, I realize I love him, and no one will stop me from feeling this way.' "OOoooh~ please, don't stop, honey~." Matt then started doing the thing he was doing before he zoned out.

The next day came, and Matt and Mattey had something planned today, they were going to go ziplining. The bus came in front of the resort and about 45 minutes later they were at the area where their ziplining adventure will begin. The first zipline was not that scary, but Mattey was nervous. Despite that, Mattey went down, screaming the whole time. The next ziplines were really fun, but the worst has come. The Tarzan swings. Mattey was so nervous, and Matt was trying really hard to comfort him. It was Mattey's turn to go on the swing but as he looked down, his face turned white, more than it already was. People behind Matt and Mattey were getting pissed, so one asshole pushed him down. The gear was all set up, but Mattey was not mentally ready.

Mattey practically peed his pants on the way down. He screamed the whole way down. Matt pushed that guy backwards for pushing him down when he wasn't ready. As soon as Matt was set up to go down, he jumped to go get Mattey. He screamed on the way down as well, but it was actually kind of fun. He went to hug Mattey. "Are you okay, Hun?" Matt asked. "I-I wasn't even ready, w-what happened, d-d-did someone push me down?" Mattey was in shock. Matt said "Yeah, some dick pushed you down, he didn't even care if your gear was set up or not."

The rest of the experience went smoothly, but they had to climb a little bit to get to the last zipline, the superman one. Mattey was first of course, but he was so light that they needed to put bags under him to make the weight stable. He was brave so he went down. He screamed in terror the whole way there. "YEAH! GO MATTEY!" Yelled Matt as Mattey went down. Mattey felt better as he went down and realized that this was so fun. Matt quickly followed afterward. Matt and Mattey were reunited and kissed each other so much.

When they got to the resort, they had dinner and went to the beach, though there was no one there. So, they started kissing each other everywhere, including Mattey's favorite spot that Matt would kiss and or lick. Mattey was screaming without the S so much in the water. Little did they know, there was a lifeguard there watching them the whole time. He was drooling at the mouth and was blushing so much. Matt and Mattey went out of the water, and the lifeguard came to them and told them that he loved the "performance" so much he gave them $100 if they would do the same to him, but they declined because they are loyal.

In the morning, it was time to go, they had such a great time. They boarded the plane to London and went off. They watched at least 5 movies that flight and cuddled the whole time. When they exited the plane, they got their bags, hailed a cab, and went home. The moment they knocked on the door, they saw a tired Edd and Tom. Tom handed Matthew to Matt and explained. "Your child would have died 3 times by falling out the window, getting hit by a car, and getting stabbed by Edd for stealing his cola, but he's still alive. What the hell!" Matt, as the loving parent he is, responded with such care, "ok."