Matt x Matt: The Ogrin of the Matts

Mattey

Mattey stood there, in the park, right next to the cliff he killed someone one. He watched as Matt ran away. Matt just dumped him. He couldn't believe it. 'Why would he run away? He was the one who cheated on me. It's not my fault. It's not my fault. It's not my fault. It's not my fault. It's not my fault. It's not my fault. It's not my fault. It's not my fault. It's not my fault. It's not my fault. It's not my fault. It's not my fault. It's not my fault. It's not my fault. It's not my fault. It's not my fault. It's not my fault. It's not my fault. It's not my fault. It's not my fault. It's not my fault. It's not my fault. It's not my fault. It's not my fault. It's not my fault. It's not my fault. It's not my fault. It's not my fault. It's not my fault. It's not my fault.' Mattey thought to himself over and over. He was going insane most likely. As he was walking around the park, he was repeating the phrase 'It's not my fault.' Mattey finally decided to get a motel room for the next few nights.

He walked towards a crappy motel that looked like it wasn't cleaned in 69 years. Luckily, he had his wallet with him, so he could pay for it. He stayed at the motel for a few days. He laid on his bed in the room. He turned on the TV and the news was on. The anchor was explaining that a dead body was found at the edge of a cliff and that they were going to clean it up. Mattey turned it off immediately. Mattey kept crying into his pillow all night long, his eyes were so dry by the end, it looked like he was smoking 69,000,000 pounds of weed. The next day, Mattey got a long-sleeved shirt that was striped, then he got a My Chemical Romance shirt over that. Then, he put on black pants that were really tight on him. He applied black eye shadow to his eye lids.

Mattye walked around a mall and was called an emo, even though he wasn't, he was just very emotional. "There's a difference between being an emo, and just being emotional." He explained to those people. As Mattey was walking towards Hot Topic, he heard a lot of walking, like, as if there was a parade going on. He looked to see where it was coming from, and he saw something really unexpected. He saw Tord. Tord only had one leg, and he had a whole entire army with him. He was a zombie as it appeared, as well as his army of at least 710 people. Mattey looked at the Hot Topic he was going to go to, but he couldn't because of the zombie army. He ran to his car, crying because he couldn't go to the Hot Topic to get an XXXTENTACION shirt. As he ran, he kept looking back, and the zombies were fast, and could easily catch up with him.

Mattey finally got to his car and quickly drove off. He went way above the speed limit and got to his motel room. He locked the door and got his knife and gun, then put it next to him as he watched Mindless Self Indulge music videos. Suddenly, there was a bang on the door, and then there was a bang on the window. Mattey freaked out and held his knife and gun in his hands. The banging continued until the window broke. Mattey fired his gun at the zombies. Tord was not seen though. Mattey was able to kill most of them. When no more zombies were coming from the window, he crawled out of the window quickly and ran. The zombies quickly followed him, and he fired his gun rapidly.

The police showed up and asked Mattey why he was running and shooting. "Officer! There are zombies! They are trying to kill me!" Mattey explained. "Oh shit you're right lol, I'll help you." After the man said that, a zombie bit his neck and he fell to the ground. Since Mattey was a narcissistic little emo bitch, he ran without helping him. Mattey continued shooting the zombies until only one was left, which was Tord. Tord explained why he was attacking him. "You killed me! You little emo bitch!" "You forced yourself on my ex who I loved at the time." Mattey Yelled. Mattey then shot Tord in the face. He died. Mattey realized he ran .69 miles in like 69 seconds. He then ran back and went into his motel room. He cried because of Matt the whole time. He drew a picture of Matt with hearts around it. It then hung it up on his dart board he had for some reason, the dart was on his forehead.