It's in the title. Anyway, the summary.
A female memer/youtuber accidentally got no clipped out of reality through a questionable method... and hilarity ensues. Bizarre stuff happens in the room of the back.
Disclaimer: ᴹᵃʸ ᶜᵒⁿᵗᵃᶦⁿ ˢʷᵉᵃʳᶦⁿᵍ, ᵍᵒʳᵉ, ˢ...
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[A/N: Ignore the killer robot, and her appearance is the girl below the table.]
[2nd A/N: You didn't ignore the killer robot? Wow... that's cringe and bluepilled, pal. If you did ignore it, then you're based and redpilled, mah dude.]
History
//>_When she was zero years old, by that I meant when she was still a baby, her father died in Iraq while fighting the terrorist. He died cuz he slipped on a banana peel and hit his head on the stone stairs. Her mother died cuz she got overdosed... on french fries. She got abandoned in a dumpster that no one bothered to check up. She survived by drops of waters leaking from the top. As for the food, luckily, she didn't starve cuz the birds accidentally keeps dropping their foods for her, which she somehow caught using her mouth. This goes for two years until she can walk on her own. She lived in an abandoned warehouse where nobody is around... cuz it's abandoned. Now, she lived a happy life... wait, did I say that? I meant crappy life. Fast forward to 18 years, now we're in the present, and she still lives a crappy life. At least she got gamer stuff, now.
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[A/N: And onto the prologue.]
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Prologue = Where Chapter Zero Is A Thing
I got my gaming gears on my table.
Headphones? Earrape is horrible, but check. Microphone? Not high quality, so it's double check. Gamer chair? Not a skill issue, so check. PC? One million times check, even if I don't have the RTX. Mouse? Ratatouille said check. Keyboard? The alt and f4 buttons are missing, so we're good to go.
My meme career is finally here.
And youtube career, I guess.
[Guy]: Phew. Wait, what about my intro for my first meme/youtube video? Huh, "top of the morning to ya, laddies"? No, someone already owns that. How about "Hello everybody, my name is Guy_Boy69 and welcome to Five Nights At Furry's"? Meh, already taken. How about the outro tho? "Sisfist"? Yeah... no, I'm goin' to get copyrighted.
During my idea for the intro and outro session, my phone started to buzz me off- I meant ringin', then annoying the shit out of me.
I grasped the phone in my hand like I pulled out the Excalibur. Too bad I don't have one.
