Fenic

Part 7

"What rules?" the engraving pulled themself off the ceiling adding color a depth to the goddess appearance, she was a tall woman with dark hair and a large hat

"The rules of the gods" 

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"And you had to go fall in love ugggg" The god's head spun and then he sat back down 

"Well back to the topic, did Kri- Lady Death tell you anything about the rules of the gods?"

(Ok Ok. I'm the narrator. The characters are complete utter idiots. This is fine.) Somehow two of the world's dumbest royals were now sitting in a dining room at midnight drinking tea with gods and the grandparents of their spouses.

 "So," The Goddess of Death spoke pouring a cup of tea for herself 

"Lady Death," Chaos said placing a sugar cube into its tea "I know you wanted to tell them the deal yourself"

"Ah yes the deal" she took a sip of her tea "I'm assuming your father said something absurd, he is prone to over-exaggeration"

 "I don't know what parts are true so I can't be sure." Fundy responded calmly he knew she was right about his fathers over-exaggeration

"So what do you know about the deal?" Chaos asked

"We know-"

"I was speaking to Fundy Minecraft" Dream looked down at his lap. 

He looked like a kicked puppy. He knew this was most likely Dream's first time meeting his grandfather. Why would you treat someone like that? For some reason, Fundy couldn't name, that made him angry. More then angry. He was pissed. Even though he had no reason to be. 

Chaos had just made one of the strongest warriors feel small, like nothing. Fundy stood up his seat slid out. At a startlingly quick pace his small, respectful, deminer changed he suddenly was the strong fierce king he was born to be. 

"All due respect, whatever small amount is due. Even if you were not intending to speak to him you have no right treating him like that. I will not allow you to come into my h- this castle and speak to a guest of royalty like that, especially not one whom you are related to"

 The chaotic god had never been scared by anyone before, this was no exception. Fundy had the authoritative presence of his grandmother and the charisma of his father. It made you wanna listen and gave the feeling that you had to

"Fundy we've talked about this" Lady Death looked over her teacup at her grandson as if he had threatened gods before.

"Sorry Grandma" He pushed his chair in not staying at his seat next to his grandmother instead opting to walk towed his fiancee. He grabbed Dream's sleeve and dragged him to where Fundy was seated and placed him in the seat next to him leaving the chaos god alone on his side of the table. 

"But I felt it was necessary" He sat down in his own seat. 

"And that is why I wanted to speak to Fundy" Chaos spoke 

"He is willing to speak his mind in the presence of people who could end his bloodline with a phone call"

"Are you threatening me?" Fundy looked straight at generally where he expected the god's eyes to be "cause it's not working"

"Now." Lady Death placed her tea on the table "Fundy what do you know about the deal"

"All I know is that we are engaged and have to sleep in the same room for a month?"

"Oh actually it's the same bed" Chaos chirped in

"Oh." Dream uttered, "I assume you did that part?"

"I'm sorry Dream," Lady Death said sympathy in her voice "But the mask is part of the deal"

"...what" He was tense, a light tremble to him he looked as if he could bolt at any moment "Fundy has to see your face at least once before the wedding"

"Why?" Fundy asked, "I feel it is unnecessary if it makes him uncomfortable."

"Then he won't have to do it till he is comfortable we will postpone the wedding-"

"You aren't postponing shit" Wilbur walked into the tea room even in his pyjamas he somehow still looked commanding

"Ah good to know that you are showing up, son"

"I wasn't told you were coming tonight," Wilbur said sitting down a seat away from Chaos, "you said you were coming the day before the wedding"

"Well I can't have you put too many false ideas in their heads" She smiled sweetly at her son "We will stay until the wedding to ensure that there is no-"

"We will what now??" Chaos asked the goddess

"We will stay-"

"I did not agree to this!"

"Deal or Geo's time will come" The god of Chaos sat down

"Grandma! You stopped someone from ageing!" Fundy exclaimed

"It's good blackmail Fundy"

a/n I posted this chapter before I meant to so here is the updated bit. Sorry, once again all written on the bus so any constructive criticism is welcome. Leave a comment!