randys dick got hard and wanted to give Gerald a rllly intense blowjob so he called gerald.
"Hey babe i-"
Gerald cut him off, "No sugarplum, i cant keep doing this...read my letter i sent you, you need to know how i really feel uwu."
"okay honeymuffin." replied randy.
- timeskip to after randy reads the letter
holy fuck my dick is so hard its gonna fall off.
*jerks off*
mmmm ughh fuck this feels good i wish gerald could be here to tickle my pink tip and lick my asshole.
then randy started crying."GERALD I CANT CUM WITHOUT U BABY BOO!"
then randy ended up in the hospital for stage four testicular cancer. (ball cancer) 😢