"Randy no...I'm sorry for giving u blue balls don't die plz" Gerald cried.
"Sowwy sugar plum...this ballsack cancer is killing me," Randy replied as he sobbed.
-randy fell asleep-
Gerald read a fanfic about him and randy having sex and he got a boner. He began jerking off.
His hand slid up and down his slippery dick and he finally came. Then...randy woke up.
"OMG UR JERKING OFF TO MY DYING BODY!!!" randy shouted
"The only thing that can fix this is u giving me a hand job." randy finished.
