"Does anyone have any questions?" Tommy asked in the Mic. I watched as Tubbo got up and walked over to the Mic that was in the front centre of the seating area.
"Can we have Mondays off?" Tubbo asked.
"I'll fill this one first" Wilbur said into his microphone. "Tubbo, on the policy decree that is locked up, you will see we actually have written mondays are off, you get mondays off" Tubbo cheered causing me to laugh. He didn't even give Quackity the chance to answer before going back to his seat. Next Punz stepped up.
"Big Q" he said.
"Yes?" Quackity replied.
"Do you promise-"
"Yes I do" Quakity said not even letting him finish.
"All right thank you" Punz said and went back to his seat.
"I would like to add I also do" Wilbur said into his Mic making me giggle.
Then we moved on to the campaigning, Quakity started us off.
"Well I'm going to start off with by saying my gorgeous friend George is not here today, because he is too busy uh regarding matters that will eventually be a good thing for our society in the long run, that is why he's not present. It's a good thing that he's not present. Anyways, my name is Quakity or so mentioned Big Q by a traitor to society, Tommy Innit. I was born in mexic- uh Britain. And I'm running for president simply because I didn't think it was fair for Wilbur Soot to run a one party democratic election or so democratic as he wants to call it. It's very unfair for Wilbur and all the people in L'manberg to vote for just one party. That is why I have gone up and challenged this man and all his policies, all his old school policies to make L'manberg a better place. That's all I have to say. Thank you" Quakity said before moving away from the Mic. There was an applause before Wilbur stepped up.
"Hello everyone, I am Wilbur Soot and I am here to tell you I am running for president, uh the reason I am running for president is because, well, I felt like my, it was unfair of me to decide my self to be a, a, a, um dictator so what I'm doing is i'm running this election to solidify democracy in our great nation of L'manberg and if you vote for me I'll keep those filthy Americans, uh um. I'll uphold the tapestry of our nation" there was a bit of chatter about his Americans comment before he stepped away from the Mic and Tommy went up to the podium.
"We're going to have a brief recess everyone" Tommy said before Fundy and Nikki went up to the podium,
"Wait, wait" Fundy said. "We have not had everyone yet. I have the right to speak. Here is what I have to say. My fellow citizens, I stand here today, humbled by the task before me, greatful for the trust you've bestowed and mindful of the sacrifices borne by our ancestors. I thank Wilbur for his service to our nation as as well as the generosity and cooperation he has shown throughout my raising. Now I mind to keep my word short and powerful, and thus I say I am not powerful. I do not resemble the physique of a leader and I might not have wealth but I do have a dream. I look forward to the future. And I see myself fulfilling the dreams and hopes of my citizens and not just that, but the residents for today, tomorrow and the future of our nation's. While Quakity has righteous ideas and Wilbur the leadership, I, Together with Nikki have a bakery, and a worldwide shipping right. I can deliver as many cookies and ice cream as you desire, once you've voted for coconut 2020. God bless L'manberg" Fundy spoke and there was an applause.
"Everyone we're going to have a brief two minute recess, little chat with your mates and then were gonna get right in the rally" Tommy said.
"Well that was awkward" Keisha said scaring the shit out of me.
"You're a sneaky one you know that" I said.
"I'm short, less people notice me" she said with a shrug.
"Do you think you could go man the bakery stall? I'm gonna go check in on Wilbur" I said.
"Do I get a cut?" She asked.
"15%" I replied.
"50" she debated
"20" I replied
"40" she said
"30" we both said and nodded,
"Deal" she said and we shook hands before she walked over to the stand.
Soon we all came back
"Alright fellas I just want to make it clear to everyone at this stage, I am a politician that cared for the people. I am tired of seeing injustices in our society. I'm proud to announce that my one endorsement is KSI, he just hasn't happen to responded yet to my endorsement plea. But he's my one endorsement, KSI" Quakity said.
"Well let us tell you our endorsement" Tommy said proudly.
"Tommy you do your endorsement then I'll have my endorsement" Wilbur said before walking over to the Mic, "Tommy with our first endorsement"
"Now after years of fighting and you know a general negative presence I finally got who we needed on our side, to turn probably just the entire world around" he said and played a video of Vikkstar endorsing them. There was cheers and applause. "If that doesn't convince you I don't know what will" Tommy said.
"Now Tommy Innit it's time. I've got my endorsement here he comes, the one, the only Mr Jschlatt" Wilbur announced and clapped. Then a man in a suit walked up onto the podium, the main thing I noticed was the twisted horns coming out of the sides of his head. The name was familiar, I had heard it before. I thought for a few moments, this was the guy that Dream had made me stay away from.
"Hello, what is this?" He asked looking down at everyone. He seemed a bit off, dazed almost.
"This is our endorsement everyone" Tommy said.
"The president of L'manberg Schlatt, you know what L'manberg is?" Wilbur asked. "You, you know where you are?"
"Just, just say it" Tommy said.
"What? What am I saying?" Schlatt asked his gaze drifting over to Tommy,
"Pog remember" Tommy said.
"Presidency for L'manberg" Wilbur added.
"Presidency?" Schlatt said a bit confused.
"Yeah presidency for L'manberg" Tommy said.
"Whose this?" Schlatt asked looking at Quakity.
"It's me babe" Quakity said with a laugh.
"Oh god" Schlatt said. "Don't call me that" he looked around for a moment. "Democracy is overrated"
"Just, just stick to the script" Tommy said.
"You, you think you need a president? I'LL BE MY OWN PRESIDENT!" Schlatt shouted.
"And that was our endorsement from Jschlatt" Tommy said trying to get control of the Mic.
"You want Quakity as your president? His vice stole my woman. You think you want Wilbur? He stole my heart" he said before mumbling just loud enough for the Mic to pick up, "this is horrible, why do I keep drinking?" That explains it...
"Please Schlatt just follow the script, just follow, we paid you so much man just follow the script, pog" Tommy said as Jschlatt started searching his pockets,
"I got it, I got it I found the script" he took a minute "vote co co nut" Wilbur and Tommy started freaking out saying "no" over and over before pushing him off the stage, but not before he announced his own presidency.
