the rose painted in blood

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The last thing Hannah wanted to do on this camping trip was sit around a fire and tell 'scary' stories. The only person who was actually getting scared was foolish.

Boomer didn't take it seriously. Although I am impressed with how he made his dumpy into a jump scare.

Punz took it too seriously and made it his mission to scare us all. I'm not going to lie, it was way too funny seeing how foolish and boomer reacted to actually be scared.

Foolish in his own foolish way just retold the plot of the movie Jaws which was less scary and more weird.

When it finally got around to my turn all three boys started chanting " Hanna, Hanna, Hanna" because they knew I wasn't going to do it.

When I finally gave in the three cheered.

" foolish why are you cheering? I thought you hated this."

"Oh no I don't hate it I just get scared easily."

At his confession me, punz and boomer all locked eyes and had the same thought.

All at once we shouted at foolish while jumping at him. Foolish was so startled that he fell backwards off of the log he was sitting on and straight into a bush but not after nearly defaning us.

Once he was back in his seat I stood up to be more dramatic because as much as I hate this I still want to leave an impression on these boys.

" Alright, where do I start?"

"The beginning" punz deadpanned

"Fine. So we have all heard of vampires with their pale skin, sharp teeth and a lust for blood but what if I told you they are not what they seem." She stated in the most dramatic and scariest voice she could muster.

"What is this buzzfeed unsolved." boomer claimed.

"Do you think that if I murdered you, you would finally shut up" hannah asked as she put her hands on her hip.

At that boomer shut up and punz gestured for her to continue.

"Anyway." Hannah said getting back into character. "You have been fed lies about vampires your entire life. The sun has no effect on them, garlic has no effect on them and religion has no effect on them. Iron doesn't even have an effect on them." At this Hannah straightened her back from how she was bending. " I don't even know why they thought iron had an effect on them I mean there is iron in blood and they drink blood so that doesn't even make sense." Hannah mutters to herself.

"Wait, why was that a thing?" Foolish asked.

" because they were paranoid idiots who didn't understand anatomy. " punz answerd.

Hannah let out a Tired sigh " can I just get this over and done with."

"Sure Hannah, maybe if you had an actually scary story."

"Well maybe if you all shut up I could continue and actually scare you guys."

There was a mumble of agreement that she should continue.

"So as I was saying vampires are not what the Media wants us to believe they are. The only real facts about vampires is that they are immortal, undead and blood hungry. The only way for you to become a vampire is if they bite you in their human form. There is nothing special about vampires in human forms other than the fact that they have an aura of death around them. But with the wrong eyes this can look like an aura of life."

" ayyyoo what's that meant to mean." Boomer shouted clearly getting slightly unnerved.

"It means butterfly's flock to them, so do other birds and animals that exclusively eat dead and rotting courses."

Foolish looked around anxiously "Hannah are you a vampire."

"What no, why would you say that?"

"Are you sure because that sounds a lot like you"

" fine believe what you want but I'm not a vampire." Hannah took a second to get back into the zone before continuing the story. "Their human form is natural, almost no different from a human's. Although they do have other forms that are safe and non descript for them. Media wants you to believe that they can turn into bats. That's wrong, they actually can turn into a mosquito. When they bite you as a mosquito you have no effects other than getting a mosquito bite."

Just as she said this all three boys full body flinched as they took in the implications of her statement.

"Wait Hannah, are you sure that you're not a vampire because I remember you mentioning that you've never been bitten by a mosquito." Punz questioned.

Great, now there was two Hannah vampire truthers.

" Who knows, I may be a vampire. I may be saying this to scare you. I may have set this up for months doing things that would classify me as a vampire when I tell this story."

"I'm sorry Hannah but I highly doubt you have set this up for months just to tell this story." Boomer claimed clearly the only one not completely unsettled by Hanna's story.

Hannah just shrugged before continuing "contrary to popular belief when you slap a vampire or try to kill a vampire in their mosquito form they will simply not die. The easiest way to identify a vampire is if you slap it or kill it and it doesn't die then it's a vampire. Vampires often feed off more than just humans although they can bite any animal that is not human in human form and it will not turn. No one really knows why but it's just like that."

And suddenly boomer was a Hannah vampire truther.

"Yooo dawgg didn't you bite into a pig once. "

"That was a dare and you know it."

By this point foolish is pissing shitting and cumming all over the floor from fear while trying to get away from Hannah.

"Hannah is that the end of your story or is there more." Punz asked cautiously.

"No that's it." She said as she sat back down.

After a bit of mindless talking they decided to go to sleep.

"Goodnight boys don't let the bedbugs bite."

And with that she disappears but not really because in her place was a mosquito.

And the last thing she heard as she flew away into the woods was her friends screaming bloody murder.

And little did those boys know that that wasn't that last that they would be seeing of her.