Carlos removed Tina from this chat.
Carlos added Merc and sierra to the chat.
F1 group chat 🏎💨🏁
Lando: why did you remove Tina?
Carlos: because i was getting sick of her and she cheated a lot on me...
Max: and then she slept with you?
Carlos: sí, I'm waiting for STD results.
Merc: Jesús! I'm sorry carlos!
Lando: I didn't really like her in the end anymore.
Seb: who did?
George: facts!
Merc: and I'm adding you as mr facts!
George: my life motto!
Merc: i see that! So everyone in this chat are drivers?
Kimi: bwoah...you don't know?
Merc: nope! I don't watch f1.
Lance: then how did you get in this chat?
Carlos: spilled coffee over her a could of weeks ago.
Merc: i made a new friend!! But still, i like the fish more than the humans!
Sierra: of course you do! You dumb ocean fish bitch!
Merc: but you love me!!
Sierra: shut up! Mercedes!!
Val: no one from Mercedes was talking!
Merc: my name is Mercedes...
Esteban: you're named after a car brand?
Antonio: that's a first.
Alex: wow, you're parents Mercedes fans?
Merc: one, no, named after a Spanish ship named Mercedes. Two, yes i hear that a lot. And three, no, their Ferrari people.
Val: shame...would have been funny! 😂
Merc: yeah to you! I don't even like Mercedes cars.
Lance: your name can't get any better. Someone named Mercedes, does not have Mercedes fan parents, not does she like the car brand!! Amazing 🤣
Merc: glad you like my name!
Carlos: do you ever want to come to a race?
Merc: is this your way of asking to hang out?
Lando: no this is carlos badly asking you out!
Carlos: i just got out of a relationship, muppet!
Lando: you did this to me too!!
Merc: send me the calendar and i will see which one i can go to. I'm not promising that i like racing.
Carlos: I'm not expecting you to.
Max: lame way of asking a girl on a date!
Carlos: 🙄
