I'm not gay. [memeulous x imallexx]

CHAPTER 1

EBOYS GROUPCHAT

alphamaleGeorge, 12:09PM: Al
alphamaleGeorge, 12:09PM: Al
alphamaleGeorge, 12:10PM: Alex
alphamaleGeorge, 12:11PM: answer me you nonce

bignonceyAl, 12:16PM: what do you want you twat

alphamaleGeorge, 12:18PM: can you get me some food lol

bignonceyAl, 12:19PM: omg- get it yourself you lazy cunt

squareheadWilly, 12:21PM: alright lads?

alphamaleGeorge, 12:23PM: no. Alex won't get me food🥱smh

bignonceyAl, 12:24PM: what am I? Deliveroo? Get your own food, George

alphamaleGeorge, 12:24PM: but Alexxxx. I'm hungry :[

Trilingualpapi, 12:27PM: George get ur own food u lazy shit

bignonceyAl, 12:29PM: thank you James. He is so lazy istg

alphamaleGeorge, 12:31PM: oh shut up you prick. I will come and choke you x

bignonceyAl, 12:32PM: please do xx

alphamaleGeorge, 12:32PM: oh??😀

squareheadWilly, 12:34PM: should I be concerned, lads?

Trilingualpapi, 12:34PM: Will, you should be used to this by now, you know they act sus

squareheadWilly, 12:35PM: you're right there🤨

bignonceyAl, 12:35PM: don't call me Sus, you nobhead

alphamaleGeorge, 12:37PM: James be quiet and go play ur guitar or sumthin

Trilingualpapi, 12:39PM: my god, you are so illiterate.

alphamaleGeorge, 12:41PM: sht up
alphamaleGeorge, 12:41PM: shut*

Trilingualpapi, 12:42PM: proved my point 🥰

squareheadWilly, 12:44PM: George mate, have u got food yet

alphamaleGeorge, 12:44PM: I haven't even left my bed yet🤩
alphamaleGeorge, 12:45PM: Al, please get me food. I'm lazy 😶

bignonceyAl, 12:45PM: fuck sake, George. Get off your lazy arse and get your own food. I'm busy.

alphamaleGeorge, 12:46PM: pretty please xxxxx

bignonceyAl, 12:46PM: shut up.

trilingualpapi, 12:46PM: oooo, Someone woke up with an attitude.

bignonceyAl, 12:46PM: I don't have an attitude, George is just annoying, AS USUAL.

alphamaleGeorge, 12:47PM: I find that offensive Alex
alphamaleGeorge, 12:47PM: I was gonna ask if u wanted to play minecraft later, but nevermind -_-

bignonceyAl, 12:48PM: oml, George why are you being childish?

alphamaleGeorge, 12:48PM: shut the fuck up.

squareheadWilly, 12:49PM: lads, calm down before this gets out of hand

alphamaleGeorge, 12:49PM: Alex started it

Trilingualpapi, 12:50PM: you guy's are literally children-

bignonceyAl, 12:50PM: George, stop being a fucking bitch. I'm not your slave, get your own food.

alphamaleGeorge, 12:51PM: but Alexxxxxx🥺

squareheadWilly, 12:51PM: the emoji😀George what the fuck-

bignonceyAl, 12:52PM: I'll get you food,if you never use that emoji again.

alphamaleGeorge, 12:52: okayyy. thank you. love you xx

bignonceyAl, 12:53PM: bit gay, but love you too x

Trilingualpapi, 12:53PM: see what I mean? sus.

bignonceyAl, 12:54PM: what do you want anyways, Georgie?

squareheadWilly, 12:54PM: I agree with Jimbo, that is sus.

alphamaleGeorge, 12,55PM: fuck off, Will. could you get me some coco pops please, Al :) x

bignonceyAl, 12:55PM: alright, see you in a sec x

Trilingualpapi, 12:56PM: you twats argue like an old married couple. Alex, one minute, you're like "fuck off George" and then you're like "okay, Georgie🥰I'll get that for you bb😫😫😫😫"

bignonceyAl, 12;57PM; James, be quiet, you dick.

squareheadWilly, 12:57PM: BAHAHAHA that is true, James.

alphamaleGeorge, 12:58PM: Alexxx.. come on, I'm starving :/

bignonceyAl, 12,58PM: omw, Georgie <33 x

Trilingualpapi, 1:01PM: my god- you guys are so gay

alphamaleGeorge, 1:02PM: I'll drop kick u
alphamaleGeorge, 1:02PM: and I'll use ur guitar as a skateboard ❤️

Trilingualpapi, 1:03PM: you cunt

squareheadWilly, 1:03PM: I just had the fattest shit- I think my arsehole is broken

alphamaleGeorge, 1:04PM: WHAT THE FUCK😃

Trilingualpapi, 1:04PM: Will
Trilingualpapi, 1:04PM: Will, Will, Will.
Trilingualpapi, 1:05PM: William Lenny.
Trilingualpapi, 1:05PM: some information is best left unsaid. 😁

squareheadWilly, 1:06PM: sorry, my arse just hurts.

alphamaleGeorge, 1:14PM: thanks for the coco pops, Alex  xx

bignonceyAl, 1:15PM: no problem, Georgie xx

Trilingualpapi, 1:16PM: are you sure you guy's aren't dating?

alphamaleGeorge, 1:17PM: I'm straight you twat

squareheadWilly, 1:17PM: as straight as a circle mate xxxx

alphamaleGeorge, 1:18PM: for fuck sake. i am straight.

bignonceyAl, 1:18PM: lads, stop messing with him. he is sensitive;) and gay. Kidding.

alphamaleGeorge, 1:19PM: oh for fuck sake.

alphamaleGeorge has left the group.

Trilingualpapi, 1:21PM: ummm..

bignonceyAl, 1:21PM: shit.. think that was my fault. fuck.

squareheadWilly, 1:22PM: my god my arse hurts
squareheadWilly, 1:22PM: oh- wrong timing, sorry.
SquareheadWilly, 1:23PM: is George Okay??

bignonceyAl, 1:23PM: let me Dm him, hold on.

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[Georgie<3]

Alex, 1:24PM: George? Everything okay?
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Alex, 1:26PM: George.. I didn't mean to upset you, I was only kidding.
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Alex, 1:31: please answer me, George. i am sorry. :/
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[Georgie<3 is typing]
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Alex, 1:35PM: I can come to your room if you want? maybe we can talk in person about this.
Georgie<3, 1:36PM: fine.

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A/N: sorry this isn't very long🐈