10 funny and real definitions :)
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White shirt
There is a 95% change that food will drop on it.
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Birthday
Reveals who your really friends are.
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Etc.
End of Thinking Capacity
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Sarcasm
A comedy club for those who get it.
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Dad
has no idea what's inside when you open a gift labeled 'from Mum and Dad'.
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Coffee
An beverage that tastes good hot or iced, but disgusting in the middle.
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Headphones
A socially aceptable "I'm ignoring you"-advice.
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Psycopaths
People who watch scary movies for fum and sleep fine afterwards.
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Study
The art of texting, eating and watching TV with an open textbook nearby.
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Showering
2% washing
8% singing and
90% winning fake arguments.
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