Y/n snifflet dramatically in da bathroomn stall, their e/c eyes birthing tears every few seconds. "I cantz belaive taht I has a goth gf now..." Y/n said dramatically as their h/c h/l hair began to become damp from their tears.
Wait waht. Y/n looked up, their tears went up instead of down! "Omg no! My eye's babies are going to heaven!!" Y/n said with a frustrated tone. Their tears were making their hair soaking wet. "I probz look liek a wet dog..." Y/n thought to themself, as they began to sob.
Just then, someon walkd into da bathroooom!! The perosn was aproaching Y/n's stall. The person ooepnd da stall and stared down at Y/n. It was Pico. "Holy shit! Why is there a wet dog in the girl's bathroom in the exact stall I hide my weed in?!?!?" Pico said, panicking. "I... I-I'm not a w-w-w-wet dog... I'm Y/n.." Y/n stammered out.
"Oh shit, I'm sorryz lmao" Pico said, before taking his weed stash and leaving. "Ugh.. how rude... im hatez that stupied gingert now!!1!1!11!1!!1" Y/n thouht to themself.
♡TIMESKIP BROUGHT TO YOU BY HUGGY WUGGY GIVNG POPPY A BAGGETT LMAO♡
Y/n sighed, as they walked into thier room. Their hair had finally dried from earlier. "I wonder what da he'll happened in teh bathroom... maybe it's because im secretly a fairy" Y/n said to themself as they flopped down on their bed at scrolled through tik tok on their phone cutely 🥰🥰.
Little did they know....
The fig tree was....
Watching....
Waiting....
Listening.....
Ploting....
♡I FINALLY UPDATED THIS OMG, IM SO SORRY, IVE BEEN SO BUSY AND SAD AND- YOU GET IT LOL. ANYWAYS, I HAVE LOTS MORE IDEAS FOR THIS CRACKFIC SO KEEP THAT IN MIND 😱😱♡
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♡ Y/N's fig tree ♡ Cassandra x reader crackfic ♡
FanfictionYes, I'm making another crackfic instead of updating anything else, deal with it smh. Tysm gremlininthetrash for making the cover omggg ♡♡♡♡
