A/N: I may or may not have done the wrong order of chapters. Just... I'm sorry!
Operation ItaFushi Group Chat
Nobara 🔨: OKOKOK HOLY SHIT
Nobara 🔨: THERE'S SOME GIRL FROM JI'S OLD SCHOOL HERE
Nobara 🔨: MEGUMI LOOKS SO JEALOUS BAHAHAHAHAHA
Nobara 🔨: Ji is SOOOOO not into her, but whatever.Maki ⚔️: Make sure you don't blow your disguise ;)
Nobara 🔨: dw, babe. I'm stealthy af ;)
Fushiguro to Nora
Megumi 🐾: Nice costume, Nora.
Nobara 🔨: wdym? Why would I be in a costume?
Nobara 🔨: Did you forget? I'm training with Maki-san.Megumi 🐾: Nice try.
Megumi 🐾: Zenin-senpai is spending the week with her father.Nobara 🔨: That Son of a Bitch-
Nobara 🔨: Thanks for the compliment, though ;)Megumi 🐾: Let me guess, you teamed up with Gojo and Nanamin Sensei to do this?
Nobara 🔨: Observant.
Nobara 🔨: But they actually asked for my help.Megumi 🐾: Why can't you all stay out of MY love life?
Megumi 🐾: And stop trying to set me up with Ita.Operation ItaFushi Group Chat
Nobara 🔨: I fucked up 😫
Gojo 👀: Oh nO!
Maki ⚔️: I'm sure it's fixable
Nanamin 🔪: That's debatable. What's wrong, Nobara?
Toge: Mentaiko.
Panda 🐼: Inumaki, language!Nobara 🔨: The fact you understand him is astonishing-
Nobara 🔨: and... uh... I forgot that Gumi ACTUALLY is clever.
Nobara 🔨: He's mad at our parents and I.Nanamin 🔪: Kinda proud of him for recognizing you.
Gojo 👀: Gotta imply some charm from now~
Maki ⚔️: I'm guessing the Upperclassmen aren't involved yet.
Panda 🐼: Most likely not
Toge: Aren't you with your father, Zen'in?
Maki ⚔️: Unfortunately so.Nobara 🔨: I tried to lie abt training with you.
Nobara 🔨: this mf KNOWS his timetables.Maki ⚔️: kinda expected, ngl
Gojo 👀: So proud of my son.
Nanamin 🔪: And yet Itadori still arrives late?
Gojo 👀: I literally put them next to each other for that reason T-TNobara 🔨: ngl, kinda thought you just shipped them from the start.
Gojo 👀: That AND this.
Nanamin 🔪: I'll make sure to give him an earful later.Nobara 🔨: Spare him, Mom.
Nobara 🔨: Sukuna talks a lot at night.Nanamin 🔪: fine.
At the Beach with ItaFushi
Fushiguro put away his phone and saw the girl blushing and she made eye contact with Ita. His Ita. "Um... Yuuji... would you like to... um... go out sometime?" There it was. The ask-out. Fushiguro looked over to Itadori, shocked. "Like... a date?" He asks and the girl nods. Itadori scratches the back of his neck, embarrassed. Fushiguro knows Ita will accept. "Oh... um... this is awkward. I like someone else," he says and Fushiguro's heart deflates. "Oh," the girl says, almost crying, and Fushi looks away. "Is it him?" She asks, looking at Fushiguro. They both turn beet-red. "No, we're like brothers," Fushi states and Itadori swiftly agrees. He looks at where Nobara last was and she's still there, typing away.
Fushiguro to Nora
Megumi 🐾: Nevermind what I last said
Megumi 🐾: I need help
Megumi 🐾: That felt weird, ew.Nobara 🔨: Not gonna get an apology?
Nobara 🔨: Also, what happened? You're both red in the face.
Nobara 🔨: Don't tell me you've got heatstroke.Megumi 🐾: What? No, we don't.
Megumi 🐾: Ita rejected this girl, and he said he liked someone else.
Megumi 🐾: She thought he liked me.
Nobara 🔨: and...?
Megumi 🐾: and what?
Megumi 🐾: he doesn't like me
Megumi 🐾: end of story.Nobara 🔨: Damn, friendzoned.
Nobara 🔨: Lucky enough, I'm an expert of escaping itMegumi 🐾: Are you, though?
Nobara 🔨: HEY
Nobara 🔨: A) I have a gf so CLEARLY
Nobara 🔨: B) Do you want my help or nah?Megumi 🐾: Fine.
Author's Note:
Okay, I fxcked up. I'll upload two chapters today as an apology 😃
Also, the Kugisaki/Uraraka wig test went horribly. The wig hair is too thick. But I do have a cosplay account! Go follow c0s_town on insta / c0s_city on TikTok!
Also, I uploaded a Part Two of JJK as Incorrect Quotes vid so check it out!
Uh... sorry! We'll be getting Itafushi real soon so dw!
~ Skye
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