LadyLuminada's Story Stash

Valentine's

Characters:

Amber Rodriguez-Castillo, Henrik Castillo, Held - LadyLuminada
Zen Syler - ZenSyler
Hydrangea - Pibiie

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There are idiots who are absolutely intolerable to the point you want to blast them with the energy of a million suns. Then there are idiots who are at the butt of every joke at a constant rate.

One such idiot was Zen Syler.

Now, let this be clear, the dude isn't that dull-witted. However, the reason he's identified as an idiot, especially by Kaori and Aria.

"Women~ Women~ Oh how I love their boobs~"

Yes, Zen was a pervert. Well, to most people, he was a pervert who enjoyed boobs and thighs but he wasn't going as far as to molest women.

If he were, he'd be ash right around now. Though, he was teetering very close to being burnt acrisp.

Zen continued to walk around Sólarismíđa, watching townspeople train to reclaim their home.

As it was, the land was overtaken by what he would describe as a death trap of a forest. He wasn't too far off since the Forest of Gehenna fed off... Well... You get the idea—

Anyway, you'd think that people would be repulsed by his song but that's not exactly the case.

By now, many had grown accustomed to his antics. However, that didn't mean he was safe from any scolding.

"Uncle Syler," said Henrik Castillo, the son of Amber Rodriguez and Darius Castillo, as he looked at the older with an extremely flat expression "you sure you should still be singing that song?"

The revenant looks at his nephew and frowns "C'mon, Henrik! Don't tell me that you don't think of those things too!"

"That's not why I asked"

Before Zen could even register what Henrik was looking at, he felt a foot come into contact with his back and he was launched past his nephew and into a wall.

A normal human would be dead by this point and, even still, one would consider this as an attack on the town. However, this had become a normal thing to the point no one even bothered to run screaming.

Henrik sighs and gives a weak smile "Hi, mom"

Amber gave a small wave to her son before walking — well, stomping — to the idiot she had kicked

"SYLER!"

Zen, very quickly, stood up and tried to run away from the goddess. However, trying to run was never ideal.

He didn't even get a chance to run because Amber was right in front of him, hands on her hips and a scowl on her face.

"H-Hey, Amber! I uhhhh... D-Did you know that scowling can give you wrinkles?"

No luck in trying to ease her rage.

Now, most people wouldn't mind this kind of behavior since Zen wasn't molesting women. But, let's be honest, the song did creep women out. Moreover...

"You didn't forget what today is, did you?"

He stares at her, dumbfounded.

He tried to remember.

It couldn't be Amber's birthday since it had already pass. He's also sure it wasn't anyone else's.

He could be honest and say he didn't know but, let's be real, he's scared shitless when it comes to the goddess since he would, undoubtedly, get smacked all around town.