One day, a fashion model and international icon named Glemon was walking down the hottest red carpet in LA when she ran into an old friend, or rather, two old friends, Cherry and Choo-choo. Choo-choo, the ugly one that everyone in existence seems to despise, tripped on her face, dragging her sister down with her. Cherry, the most beautiful lesbian on the face of the Earth, dragged Choo-choo from the floor, crying from the humiliation.
"You've ruined my moment," Cherry cries in a moment of agony. Glemon shakes her head, frowning at the monstrosity named Choo-choo. Such a disgrace that one.
Glemon swoops to Cherrys side, taking her hand. She smiles a soft, kind smile, and opens her ugly mouth to speak. "Art thou alright, O' Beautiful One?"
Forgetting the situation, Cherry giggles, blushing at her loved one. "Oh Glemon, how I've missed you!"
In the background, Choo sighs loudly. "I hate homosexuals"
The press dropkicks her to Mars, and Glemon and Cherry live happily ever after.
Glemon and Cherry are living their best life in a ditch by the side of the freeway, raising their beloved daughter, Orange. Orange is an orange with a very orange heart. Their life could never be better, they had everything their gay selves could possibly want.
Until one day, when an explosion shaked the face of the Earth. Glemon held onto her beloved family, holding them tight.
"Mommy, Ma, what is going on," the sad excuse for a child cries. Cherry turns to face her fashionable wife as her blue orbs of sight open wide in shock.
"She's back! Choo-choo is back, and shes going to kill our child because she knows we dont have life insurance!"
The terrified disappointment begins to cry, but then stops when her ugly parents tell her to shut the fuck up.
And then, a terrible sight curses their eyes. Choo-choo has returned from Mars. Choo-choo has returned from Mars in the body of an unfairly sexy manatee named Bethany!
When Bethany/Choo-choo falls to hit the surface of the Earth, she creates a crater the size of two football fields and half a Walmart in Glemon and Cherrys backyard. As the bearded evil that is Bethany approaches, Glemon shields her loved ones and insists that they run.
Cherry shrugs. "You dont need to ask me twice." She grabs her daughter and yeets herself as far away as possible, leaving poor, ugly, defenseless Glemon to fend for herself. So much for true love.
Bethany approaches and kills off Glemon with a single swish of her sword, and laughs maniacally. She turns dramatically to face her sister and niece, who are speeding away on a doubledecker bus. She smiles evilly.
"You're next"
Ten seconds later
Cherry and Orange magically teleport to a sad city state in Ireland. Cherry sighs in relief. They're safe. Orange cries in despair. "Mom! Ma is dead! What do we do?"
But Cherry has had enough bs for one day, so she yeets her own adopted fetus out of a thirteen story building, wiping her hands of parenthood for good.
She sighs in relief as she flops down onto a flea infested yellow sofa. "Thank god Glemon is dead. I've been waiting for my inheritance for years."
A knock on the door awakens Cherry from her thoughts. When she opens it, a miserable face greets her. Its..... No, it cant be! Its Glemon!
Glemon storms into the apartment, glaring at her wife. "I heard what you said," she exclaims. "We're getting a divorce." Glemon turns away, fighting back tears. "I thought you really loved me, but I guess it was all a lie." She sighs. "I knew using you for your fame would never work."
Cherrys mouth gapes open. "No, I was using you!"
But Glemon is already halfway out the door. "Bye bitch. You can have the kid."
"NOOOOOOOOO, BUT SHES SO UGLYYYYYYYY"
Glemon stomps her into the carpet. "Too bad. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
