Glemon is cornered by the Pineapple. Her kneecaps sweat profoundly as she contemplates an escape. As she is lost in thought, the Pineapple strikes, swinging his golden blonde weave and knocking Glemon out. Her vision fades...
SHE AWAKENS
Glemon finds herself in a strange place... It is clear is still in hell... no she's somewhere worse. The smell of stale cheese and expired peperoni fills the air. She gasp. "No! I must be in no other than... Papa Ginos!!"
She faints. Again.
PEDESTRIAN POV.
Where... Where am I? There's bright lights everywhere. I see cotton candy... and skittles! Am I in heaven??
As the pedestrian takes in their surroundings, they begin to recall their fatal accident. Brutally killed by a volley of poisonous potatoes. Is there no justice?
Then the pedestrian's mind suddenly fills with Glemon. Yes... yes.. Glemon... the horrible lemon who kidnapped and let me die. VENGEANCE WILL BE MINE!!!!!!!!! HEAR ME OUT, GLEMON WILL FALL BY MY HANDS AND MY HANDS ALONE!!!!!!!
Now... where could she be? Wait... I know the only one person that would know... GOD!!!!
The pedestrian trots cutely over to God with a look of anger on their face.
"Oh Goddy-poo, I need to ask you a very important question... where is Glemon?
GLEMON POV.
"Ugh what am I going to do?" Glemon complains like the bitch she is.
"I have to find a way out!" She shouts not even thinking to look around and see Pineapple standing right behind her because she is incredibly stupid.
Slowly, Pineapple rolls out the pizza cart, and Glemon begins to feel more and more terrified. Pineapple then takes out some kiwi and starts to lay it out on the pizza. Glemon barfs cutely. Pineapple takes that barf and throws it onto the pizza like the messed up little psycho they are. Pineapple licks their lips and laughs evilly.
"You're next Glemmy darling... wait... where's my knife??"
Annoyed and distressed, Pineapple enters the kitchen in search of the knife. Seeing her chance, Glemon runs into the glass door like a fly and it shatters because she is so dummy thicc. Glemon is now coated in lemon juice, but she knows she must carry on if she wants to make it out, and find her love, the pedestrian.
PEDESTRIAN'S POV.
"You know I cannot tell you that my sweet" God says caressing the pedestrian's cheek.
"What if I offered you some feet pics in exchange for the information I seek?", The pedestrian says seductively. God, although looking tempted, rejects the Pedestrian's sexy offer. The pedestrian knows what they must do... but do they have the heart?
"Fine I didn't want to have to do this... I'm sorry..." the pedestrian says as they reach up and steal God's nose!
"Gasp... I-I thought you-u lo-oved me?" God says through tears of pain and gay suffering. "I must sentence you to eternity in HELL!!!!!!"
"Oh no... how sad.... What will I do...", The Pedestrian says sarcastically as they are sent down bellow to their greatest enemy... GLEMON
