katie and newman 4lyfers

newman & and katie meet

(LIKE WARNING, LIKE EYEBLEACH AHEAD, LIKE PROCEED WITH LIKE CAUTION)

I waked up like any other dai and I like got myself an iced coffee. I took my skootboard to this relly indi cool new indee coffe shope, I was wering a par of genes because I'm not like other girls and dresses make me sad, I was also wearing a giant hoodie because they mak me warm and I just wat a boy's hoodie, my hair was like in a beanie because I don't like my hair up, it has to be down because I'm not like other gurls. My friend greeted me at the counter and gave me free cophee. I said thanks and then I rode on my skateboard that was covered in like stikers from 20s bands, making me look really cool. I made it to the car repair shop that my daddio owned. I'm like really good at fixing cars, that's how my dady and I bonded when my mummy left and died of cancer. My dad when she died he threw out everything that was hers and like hooked up with this rushian lady who like likes parkas. Anyways, I was at the like shop and my dad like asked me for a wrench and I like threw it at him because I can tell the diference between wrenches because like I'm not like other girls. My like milf Russin step-mom walked into the shop with like her poodle sticking out of her pink purse and her blonde hair was pulled up into a messy bun, her blue orbs glistened as the headlights from a car hit it. My daddio is rich ASF because mommy milf step mommy is like loaded. She had a hat on that was fluffy and a leopard print coat made from real leopards from antarctica, oh, and like shoe that made splatting noises. "Omg Roggy baby can u plsssss take me out tonight, i bought new things hehehehhehehhe," step mommy milf said. "Omg vanessa i will take u out. KATIE BABYSIT PUG THE POODLE", daddio said with his stern voice and his hands clenching at his sides. "Yes daddy," i said rolling my eyes because my dad is really rude and doesnt think i can run his damn car shop but like i said, i'm not like other girls, i can do it better than him. "GO TO SCHJOOL" dad cried as his voice cracked, tears flooded my eyes but i wiped them away quickly bc like im a bad b and i dont cry when my dad yells at me.

I got on my really cool skateboard and i rode into the sunrise to go to school. When i got to school i went to the really hot football field where a lot of my friends played football. See i dont hang out with girls bc theyre annoying asf and boys dont have sm drama. Anyways, i was on the hawt mommy football field where the boiz were finishing their practcie, they were drenched in sweat and their musky scent filled the air. I tried not to think about it but Newman Newmiller was the hottest boy on the football team. I never became friends with him or any of the football players bc like i could never betray girl code. At least my gurl code. I walked to the locker room and waited for bestie callahan to return from his chess tournament, it was really stressful to be a chess player. Anywas, newman came off the field and took off his shirt and im so tiny that i fit inside his locker to hide, i watched him threw cracks in the locker as he messed up his hair and tok a shower. When he came back he opened the locker and i fell out of it, im so embarrassing, i know, my clumsiness will be the death of me. He looked at me and said in his deep bartone "yo babay, what u doin on da floor? There is wata there if u could slip" i was freaking out because newman newmiller just told me to be careful of the slipping zonee. "Omg im so embarrassed, sorry new dude but like im just like so clumsy lol." "issok bb gurl just bcarful next time, i dont want u ot fall nto me arms" "ur so hawt" "waht?" "omg im so embarrassed" i got up off the gorund and tripped over my show and then ran awau. I got into the hallways and like fainted (splat).