Wonderland

Chapter 10

(Dipper pov)

Feeling someone shaking my shoulder I wake up and see Bill sitting on the edge of the bed with his hand on my shoulder, his shirt unbuttoned and his hair still a mess from last night. "Morning." He says smiling down at me.

"Morning." I say before yawning and rubbing my eyes.

His fingers slowly trail down my bare back. "Last nights activities were quite exquisite." He gives me a soft kiss on the cheek.

"Your hand is cold."

"Really? Is it now?" He uses both hands to tickle me, making me laugh as I try to squirm away from his hands.

"Bill s-stop!"

He finally stops as he pecks me on the lips one last time. "The queen wants everyone gathered in the courtyard so I should get going. You get dressed and meet me there when you are ready. I left you some breakfast on the nighstand."

"It isn't going to make me giant again is it?" I slightly joke, glad that it makes him smile a bit.

"No it won't. 

He stands up buttoning his shirt. I gently grab his wrist making him look at me. "Last night was great."

"What part of last night exactly? So much happened that you need to be specific."

"You jerk, you just want to hear me say it."

"Maybe I do." He leans close, putting a hand next to my head. "So tell me what part was your favorite? The chess playing? The talking? My amazing flirts? Or the games we played once we moved things to your bed here?"

"Everything. I loved all of it."

He smiles kissing my forehead gently as he gets up pulling on his suit jacket and hat. "I'll see you in the courtyard once you're ready." He walks out of the room quietly shutting the door on his way out.

Sitting up wincing sharply I look at the nightstand seeing a small cake and a cup of tea. I pick up the small cake seeing on the frosting was a winky face.

I smile as I eat the whole thing in just one bite. I pick up the teacup draining that down as well, it tasting better then anything that mom or Lady Ascot would have made. Not like that bitch can make tea anyway, she just always rudely ordered her maid to make it. My mom at least tried to make decent tea.

Getting up and pulling my clothes and shoes back on I grab the hat Bill made me before making my way to the courtyard. Everyone is there and not just humans either.

The rabbit blows a horn getting everyone's attention.

"Who will step forth to be champion for the White Queen?

Bill steps forward, raising a sword in the air. "That would be I!"

Chesire makes himself appear on Bill's shoulder. "You have very poor evaporating skills. I should be the one."

Both the twins step forward with wooden swords. "No, me! "

"No, me!"

The doormouse steps forward raising her sword. "No I will!"

The rabbit takes out the Oraculum and unfolds it, the picture still just being of me fighting that thing. There aren't any words or anything, just the picture except now it includes the hat I'm wearing. Everyone looks from the picture up to me.

"No other slayer, nohow."

"If it ain’t Dipper, he ain’t dead."

I clench the front of my shirt, my breathing getting slow and rapid as anxiety fills me and spreads everywhere. All their eyes on me, this crushing overwhelming pressure, the anxiety spreading everywhere, this is the same exact feeling I had when everyone expected me to say yes to Pacifica's proposal at the gazebo. Except now it feels a million times worse.