Once upon a time, there was a duck named Brandon. Nobody really liked him, the kids at the pond would throw stones at him; and all the female ducks despised him.
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One day, he was just being an idiot as always, and he got caught in a fishing line. The fishermen saw the duck, and since they were also idiots they took Brandon and ate him. They thought it tasted funny and the fishermen never came back to the pond.
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The other ducks lived happily ever after without Brandon
