Mr. Perfectly Fine ⚊ Enhypen Sunghoon Text AU [ #5 ]

16 📞 perfectly cringe but smooth

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Bold - Sunghoon

Italic - You

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"Good morning, this is -"

"I wasn't grinning, you know"

"Nope, you were"

"I wasn't"

"The delivery boy said otherwise"

"...."

"....."

"Did he tell you something else about me?"

"Nothing.. We aren't close and he have to leave for another delivery after bringing the money here. Why?"

"I thought he would tell you how handsome I am.."

"I'll pretend I did not hear that.. How was the ice cream?"

"It was not delicious.. Only for my sunshine friend. I might buy another flavor today. And tommorow.. And the next day"

"Go on! My manager would like that!"

"He said thank you by the way for giving an extra mint chocolate bar"

"Did he like it too?"

"He said it tasted like heaven"

"Mint choco? I guess for him it tasted that way"

"Y/N?"

"Yeah?"

"I have something to say"

"Let me hear it"

"You look so familiar. Didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry"

"...."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again?"

"...."

"...."

"You know you might have to google all that cringy pick up lines so early in the morning"

"...."

"I know you googled that.. I've seen it before"

"Please pretend it's funny"

[ she laughed ] "Now that's funny, hearing you beg for laughters"

"If you were vegetable, I'll say you'd be cutecumber"

"Oh, no... Not that please"

"Yeah, I want to hang you like a keychain because you're so cute"

"Damn you, that was smooth"

"Glad you think so, my lady"

[ beeps ]

"Minji!"

[ Minji returns from reserving an order, confused ]

"Yes?"

"How do I stop this guy from being a smooth fucker?"

"But you love it, I know"

"How so?"

"It's all there in your smile whenever you talk to him"