Giraffes

The Middle

I see a chandelier. It is purple. Purple like my hair.

I walk into another alley. I go through the dumpster and find a lot of good stuff.

I find:
- a hairbrush that's broken
- a hamburger
- and a pickle

I am so happy.

I sit down and brush my hair while I eat my meal.

Yum yum yum. Nekhisicciid oh yes this is a good meal.

I am so happy now.

Happy.

Now I see a hobo emerge from the darkness, even though it is very bright and sunny.

"Hello." He says.

I run.

Then I decide that even if the hobo isn't the same one that killed my dad, I can still kill it for meat.

I take my marker and throw it at him.

It hits him in the leg and he screams.

"AHHHHHH!" He screams.

He falls down and I smile.

I am so happy.

I take his clothes and his hobo stick. I can use this stick and my marker to kill Angelica. Muahahhahahahah. I am so happy.

I walk more and my legs start to get wobbly. It is so hot. I start to halloocinate.

I see a zebra that has pink and blue fur. He waves at me and I wave back. He beckons for me to come over. I do. I walk over and hug him. Then i hear a shout.

"WHAT THE #@&$ ARE YOU DOING YOU HOBO?"

I open my eyes and realize I am hugging a fat ugly man. I run away.