Giraffes قصص

so me and my friends were up at around 4am, and i let my hands press the keys on the keyboard, and now we have this. enjoy<3

Just a bunch of One direction jokes that we all love!

DISCLAIMER: These are not written by me I am just putting them in a book because I like them Enjoy :) PS: All of these are about someone close to me who I love 😶❤

I hate poems. They really suck, but then again, they do it well... So, Kit, you're welcomed to browse here if you have nothing better to do. However, if periodic sadism or provocative content tends to be quite unsettling to you, (in other words, if you are more "distinguished" than me when it comes to street vocabulary and easily offended) please refrain from reading this pile words. While I love a good online fight, I thought I'd just give you a heads up if the cover didn't make it clear. To those interested, this book offers a wide variety of poems in genres including pathetic love, fury, amusement, philosophy and a touch of badass. Hope it inspires you.

Of course everyone knows the dynamic duo Mitch Hughes and Jerome Aceti, soon-to-be coming out boyfriends who have stayed side-by-side for years, even through Mitch's rough years in high school with an abusive ex-boyfriend. With the memories they've shared Mitch and Jerome's relationship is practically unbreakable- the strongest heartfelt love imaginable. Right?

a turtle and a giraffe fall in love on a hot summer trip to the zoo.

Three giraffes

giraffes

The thrilling tale of a giraffe called gerome who is helps rob banks. He's used to all of the drama of robbing like dodging the police and whatnot; but can he adjust to drama like new deaths, new life's, and even, new loves? Find out when you read this piece of shit

sex time

Random stuff I have thought of or someone else has said✌️

Honi is just trying to help her family survive in a world where the land, sky, and seas all grow books--and companies are in fierce competition to harvest the most. She enjoys her time gathering books for the LAND Company on the back of her giraffe . . . until things start to go wrong. The Earth Serpent--the god who makes books grow on trees--is sick, and so is the land. A single golden Book holds how to save the Earth Serpent and his people, or, if it falls into the hands of the rival companies, how to destroy them once and for all. Honi wants her family and people to survive to the next season, so when she finds the Book she knows she'll do everything and anything to keep it safe, even fight the whole of a rival company to do so.

Ariana used to be crazy about Ren in her early years; then Ren says he has had enough of her and won't talk to her anymore. She's heartbroken when he is true to his words. Exactly on Ariana's 23rd birthday, Ren comes back only to torture Ariana with his player moves and games. With her fiance being 2,413 miles away in New York; how can she not fall in love with Ren?