im only 14 for goodness sakes (editing and changing a little)

chapter 1 why me?

        What happened? That was the weirdest dream I ever had. Never will I stay up late again. Then I realized this wasn't my bed or room. Where am I? I wasn't in the clothing I was wearing last night. Then I remembered.

           The stranger kidnapped me. Dammit. That's not fair. Why me?!?!?!?!?! I then saw a kindle fire on a table and it had speakers plugged in to it. Heehehehe this should be fun. I checked the wifi which was connected.

          I went on youtube and played where is my mind off of that movie sucker punch. (awesome movie by the way) I played it, turned it up so it was really loud, and waited so I could find out what this guy wanted.

           Speak of the devil and he shall appear. He walked up to me and hugged me. He actually had the nerve to hug me. I did not return the hug. He looked at me and smiled. He had the nerve to do that too!!!!! I didn't return that smile. I glare at him. By now you can guess I was pretty pissed off.

        "Why the hell did you kidnap me?!?!? I was perfectly fine without you coming and kidnapping me!!!!!" I glared at him and he just smiled bigger. Jerk!!

        "God how I love you." He said with a huge smile on his face. Wait!!!! What?!?! Did he just say he loved me? Yep. Great I got to deal with a love struck fool who kidnapped me. Just great!!

        How great is this? My kidnapper is in love with me.

       "Are you serious?" I asked him.

       "About what?" He asked.

      "About being in love with me. I don't even know you and you say you are in love with me." I said.

      "Of course. You are my soul mate. When I first saw you I knew I had to have you with me." He told me. I looked at him in shock. Then I realized that he could be something more than human.

         I just shook the silly thought from my mind. There is no other species except humans and animals of course. I wonder if aliens exist.

       "Are you more than human?" I ask.

       "Yes." He says.

       "Are like a vampire, werewolf, or alien?" I ask.

        "I'm a vampire. Werewolves exist. Aliens are not real and I know you are going to ask if smurfs exist. Smurfs don't exist." He said. Smurfs don't exist. That sucks. I always wanted a smurf. Wait a minute. If vampires could exist then so could smurfs.

        "If vampires and other things like that exist then so can aliens and smurfs. Aliens are going to abduct me when I find them in a forest one day." I said. He gave me a weird look. Oh well if I say they exist they will exist. I'm going to la la land now and he can't stop me. I closed my eyes and just like that I was out.

I woke up to being kissed on my neck. Seriously, what is wrong with this dude. I'm only 14 years old. I do, however, know some awesome moves. I decided to quickly turn and squash his face in the bed. "What the hell is your problem? I'm only 14 years old. Seriously are you like a pedophile or something because I will not talk to pedophiles. This is just an exception." I said to him. "Msjakdjdjjjaksjkspappapmskadikxkxkiodk." He said. "What?" I asked and then I remembered that his head was squished in the bed. I moved so I could hear him. "I don't have a problem. I know you are 14. I am not a pedophile." He said. I looked at him weird and he returned the look. Then I remembered everything that he said. "Oh my goshness." I said. "Oh my goshness?" He asked. "I wasn't finished talking. I don't like sounding all preppy. Were you serious about the whole vampire/soulmate thing?" I asked. He nodded. "Wow. That's so awesome. I can finally be with my smurfs. Yay. Take me to them smurf king." I said. "Smurfs don't exist and I am not a smurf king. I am a vampire prince." He said obviously trying to impress me. "I don't give a buttlicking sock what you are. You are the smurf prince then and smurfs do exist." I said. I started to look around the room. I then spotted the kindle and speakers. I grinned widely. I had one song on my mind and it was awesome. I jumped up and ran to it. I went on youtube. I played evacuate the dancefloor by cascade. I started dancing along. It was a good song and then I remembered another song. I played titanium by David guetta ft. sia. I then started to dance and sing along. My little smurf prince just sat there on the bed and watched. When the song ended I played it again until he thought it was annoying and it got stuck in his head.

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