HELGA PRUDENCE FIFI SUE BERTHA HASHTAG SHREK BEYONCE was just walking to school when she was kidnapped by the hottest man ever.
But what happens when they start to get along. Will he let he go or will he still keep her hostage the the extra $2 To...
"GET OUT OF BED YOU SLUT," MOTHER YELLED FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE SMALL CARDBOARD BOX WE CALLED HOME. WHEN SHE SAID BED SHE FORGOT OT PUT THE 'DOG' IN FRONT OF IT. BY THE WAY MY NAME IS HELGA PRUDENCE FIFI SUE BERTHA HASHTAG SHREK BEYONCE, AND THIS IS WHAT I LOOK LIKE.
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TOTALLY REAL PEOPLE SAY THIS IS A PHOTO OF KIM KARDASHIAN BUT ITS NOT :((( THEY ARE JUST THE HATERS, PROBABLY LIVING IN THERE PERANTS BASMENT, LIVING OFF SPAM AND GLOW IN THE DARK ENIGY ENERGY DRINKS. BUT DONT LOOK UP 'kim kardashian swim suit' BECAUSE IT TOTALLY WONT COME UP. ITS MEEEE GUYS!!!!!!!! STOP BEING MEAN, and also its totally real ;)
I GOT OUT OF MY DOG KENNEL AND WENT TO HAVE MY BREAKFAST
I struted my way to school like the Little old man I was. A dude beside me catcalled. He was so hot, I would die!!!
aka:
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He was so Hot that I died. But since i Am sceretly a unicorn magical sprinkle rainblow dog rat pink goddess. I was so amazing. I quickly came back to life. and saw the most beautiful 3'11 man with the most stunning neck flabs, and ab coloured eyes. I think I might die again.
He started kicking me. He must like me so much!!!!! I had butterflys, right where he was kicking me. blood started coming out my mouth. But he was so nice. We are gonna get married and have 48y3472 kids. I knew all of this right when he started to kick me.
I could see up his manly man skirt. But there was nothing up there.
He started trying to strangle me. kinky, i thought.
"Whats your name?" I asked with my sexiest face.
aka: (sexy face)
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He had a look of terror on his face. He must be thinking about what our life will be like together.
I started to black out from lack of air. last thing I saw saw he beautiful face.
