It started with a ping

Chapter 5

Gooby woke up as beams of light danced across his face, they reached their arms upwards to stretch the sleep out of their bones and their feet dangled off the edge of the bed.
At the sound of movement around the mansion gooby decided that he should probably get up to not miss out important moments, they rolled over into their back but heard a loud 'mph-' as their movement was hindered by something form pressed into their back. Gooby shot out of bed, blankets falling onto the tiled floor messily and looked to see Stix's squashed head sunken into the mattress.

The tall man held their breath and watched as stix rolled back over, drool peeking out of plush looking lips and still unconscious.

Gooby huffed in annoyance and rifled around in their suitcase for something to wear, he heard the previous day that the large group was planning on spending the day at the poolside jusy catching up so settled on a thin shirt and some green swim shorts.

Walking back out of the bathroom gooby watched over the still form of their roommate for a while, unsure weather to wake them or not. Approaching the bed gooby absorbed how Stix's hair seemed to create a soft frame around their head, long eyelashes dancing upon soft skin in the peaceful state of rest they were in. Gooby reached forwards and ripped Stix's whole eyebrow off and ate it really fast.

Stix woke up startled and looked around , breathing heavily.
"What the fuck is wrong with you!" Stix demanded, yelling furiously and clutching the gaping hole in their eyebrow.

"You're so fucking stupid and weird" gooby laughed, walking away from stixs sleepy form to unpack more of their belongings.
Stix growled at gooby dismissively and gooby spun around on their heels and did a small Irish dance while clenching his fists in anger, fingernails leaving moon shapes crescents in their palm..
"I hate you." Gooby whispered. Tear tracks making their way down flushed cheeks.

Stix paused for a moment, before looking up into goobys pained sans eyes.
"I don't care stinky fucking street rat" stix whispered through a concealed smirk that only grew as gooby shuffled and turned away......
Stix let out a small chuckle and hooked their fingers through the loops of goobys sans shorts, pulling him closer to where they were seated sleepily on the bed.

Gooby frowned as he felt their body being bought closer to stix, strong hands clasping the sides of goobys jacket, grounding the moment.
"I meant what I said... I hate you" gooby spoke softly against stix monkey mouth, the faint hints of breath fanning across stixs blushing face.
"Doesn't seem like it to me" stix laughed leaning forward to capture gooby mouth in a gentle kiss, lips barely touching.
"Oh but I do" gooby smirked, raising his hands to tug stix impossibly close and deepen the kiss, their mouthed clashed intensely and their tongues swirled in a battle of dominance that gooby easily took over.
They broke apart after a while breathing heavily, chests heaving.

"You're pathetic, and worthless" gooby spat, pushing Stix backwards and caging the shorter but more muscular person between his thighs.
Stix gulped and stared into goobys furious eyes.

"I'm in the mafia I have a gun" stix whispered, rolling the two over so that gooby was laying flat on his back, sticks hovering above them gently.

"I eat bullets for breakfast" gooby smirked, sliding down the bed like a snake and pushing Stix face forward so that the muscly ass was facing gooby, slowly, gooby undid the chastity belt around Stixs waist and then stood back to admire the view.

Stix stood up angrily, releasing a dominating scent to try and intimidate gooby but the taller alpha only snarled, pushing stix against the wall and undoing his own trousers to let their whopping 17 incher hang loose, gooby smirked, doing the windmill a few times but stopping after realising the wallpaper was tearing off from the wind.

Stix whimpered and braces their hands against the wall as gooby absolutely demolished their rim, putting his hands under Stix's armpits gooby turned the muscly alpha around and nagar twirling them around on their humongous lovepipe.

Gooby let their hands rest at their sides and watched in awe as stix kept spinning on his Willy like a bolt on a screw. Gooby spat in Stix's panting mouth and placed them roughly on the bed, finishing, and inflating them up like a blow up mattress.

The taller panted and fell forwards onto Stix while they lay there for a while, catching their breath.

The two lay there for a while when Stix's still panting voice broke the silence "that was shit" they spoke quickly, pushing gooby off to sit at the end of turned with shaking legs.

Gooby growled and painted his toenails with clear polish. "I'd like to see you do better you dumb little roach horrible little fire dancing caveman ape god damn sweaty forest ogre stupid stupid dumb stupid idiot bread eating sweatpants wearing moose licking syrup drinking milk bagging loser" the Irish alpha yelled ferociously.

Stix pushed themselves up to stand and made their way behind where gooby was perched, they leaned down to hold Goobys shoulders still and crawled onto the bed when a loud bang startled the two of them.

They sat in silence for a moment and we're about to disregard the disruption and continue when another loud bang followed by a group of screams shook the house violently.

The two stood up, running pantless out of their room into the hallway and saw that half the house was missing.
"WHATS GOING ON??" Gooby screamed angrily, eyes searching the crowds of people from Submissivemanzone,

Suddenly lil froggy ran up to the pair, holding hopes dead skin over their head like an umbrella from the rubble, she was covered in blood and rubble and she grabbed into Stix's arm to stop her broken legs caving in

"ITS VOLANTE, THEY JOINED A TERROR GROUP WE ARE UNDER MISSILE ATTACK" she screamed, looking around panicked as she hid her tear soaked face in Stix's chest.

Suddenly, lil froggy screamed in agony as Gooby swung around and kicked her in the head and she flew up into the sky, being picked up by an eagle and being carried away mid fall.
"That's what you get for touching my stix!" Gooby yelled, shaking a single fist in the air and frowning.

"That was so hot" stix yelled, picking gooby up in a fireman's lift and running towards the exit.

A small group was formed at the gate, screaming and begging at volante in a helicopter to stop the attack.

The helicopter landed and volante stepped out, two machine guns in each hand, 4 in total.

"Please you don't have to do this" ame yelled in despair, only to be met by 50 rounds of lead in the face.
Everyone was begging and screaming when Spicyhummus stood up and flexed their huge muscles.
"Take me, leave everyone else out of this" they spoke confidently, walk-in slowly towards the helicopter.

"Okay, let me in the mafia and I'll stop the attack" volante demanded calmly like a whore.

"That's all it takes?" Spicyhummus asked and raised a singular eyebrow

"Yea" volante shrugged and put the guns on the floor.

Spicyhummus cheered and jumped in the air with glee but jumped too high and got their head chopped off in the helicopter blades, sending chunks of muscle flying on every direction as everyone began screaming again.

Volante yelled in pure sadness and picked up the guns, shooting Loaf in the legs and they fell to the floor.

Stix grabbed goobys hand and pulled him close so that they were cradling each other, tears intertwining and smudging the dirt and blood caking their skin.

The two stared at each other for a moment before realising their true feelings for each other..
"I'm pregnant" stix yelled over the noise already feeling sick from when they shagged.

Gooby smiled and grabbed Stix's head to pull them into a tender kiss but a bomb hit gooby square in the head and they both exploded into a little sprinkle of meat.