Spit, swallow, prank tool, mouth moisturizer, and etc. That's my typical use in this world.
I stay in the dark, warm, wet, clean, and sometimes nasty mouth of a human. I come from
the bottom of the mouth produced by the body involuntarily.I exist to moisturize the mouth
so my human can enjoy a lot of things in there: To eat, drink and sometimes for pleasure.
I get to taste variety kinds of foods. Whatever he eats I also eat it, oh I mean I taste it. Of course
because I am inside his mouth. While he travel around the world, he goes to many restaurants.
I was able to taste Filipino, Mexican, Chinese, American, Japanese,European, etc. Oh wait, how
was I supposed to know that? Well I've heard him say it to the other human. But I wonder,
Why do they do that? Why does he eat such kind of things? How does it actually feels like?
Sometimes, if my human is bored I just become bubbly, roll back and forth inside the mouth.
But usually I go to the stomach along the food that he eats or whatever he puts in there. If he
becomes mad to someone or I don't know. I just sometimes find myself fly and land on -
a skin of another person, it's the face I guess. Then she would panic and rigorously
scrape me off and yell " Ew! What is wrong with you? son of a B**CH!" Like seriously,
I don't know why they do that, it just hurts my feelings. I have so many adventures, It's
pretty much like I'm nothing to this world.
Sometimes I get suprised, why? I meet other salivas from an another mouth. We rumble
to each other, we play, we enjoy. It's like an another friend of me from another being. Oh,
also tongue, he plays with another tongue, I get to say hello to the other tongue as well.
Then they play again as if they are best friends. I enjoy it. But still, I wonder why they do
that. Sometimes I go to some kind of places of the body that are unusual, I just don't know
anything. I am naive. I wish I could talk to my human and ask why they do that, but I simply
can't.
It's hard to be a saliva, you would go places that you don't know. I wonder what it's like to be
a human. I want to know the feeling of what he does as a person. But that's pretty much impossible.
I know, but that's how life works for me. I belong inside the wet, clean and sometimes stinky mouth.
I will be forever here, forever wondering, forever curious, I will stay here. Forever and forever.