Lix:
Hey dudes,
If chickens are plural, you say two chickens
And if it's singular, then it's a chicken
But if you have none, then it's zero chickenS
SO DOES THAT MEAN ZERO IS ACTUALLY GREATER
THAN ONE?
Jisung:
Bro
Lix:
Bro
Li:
It is too karabasting early for an existential crisis
...
Also technically the voice in your head doesn't need air
So you could scream eternally without having to pause
Jisung:
bRo
OMG U 2 ARE GENIUSES🤯🤯
Chan:
ohmylord its not the time for this now
100000002:
I have another questionnnnn
Lix:
Go on kid
100000002:
Ok, so if we can see water but not air, does that mean
fish can see air but not water?
Jisung:
...
OHMYGOD WE JUST FOUND ANOTHER EINSTEIN IN
THE CHAT
Chan:
You guys are actually crazy
Li:
all the good ones are
Lix:
Hey kid, he actually kinda cool
What's ur name?
100000002:
Oh right, I wasn't here for that conversation
My name is... Jeon
Jisung:
Broadcasting news
A trio named JeonLiLix is supposedly the new
"Einstein" of 2019
Chan:
Can you not my brain is hurting rn
Jeon:
Hey guys, I have another question
Why do we go ON a bus, and ON a train, but go IN
a car??
Li:
OOH
I ACTUALLY THOUGHT ABOUT THIS ONE
You can stand on a bus and a train so you get ON it
You cant comfortably stand in a car so you get IN it
Jisung:
Dudes
Lix:
Bros
Jisung:
I like them, they're keepers
Lix:
We aint letting any of our bros go chief
Li:
I'm actually technically a sergeant soooo...
Chan:
...I'm gonna die if I hang out with those 4
YOU ARE READING
chat fic from hell
FanfictionImma take a 12 hour nap then take another one Love, thats called a coma sounds festive :) your average chat fic... but with a small twist. Someone really needs to help Jisung find Chan hyung tho DISCLAIMER: I have gotten permission from @_hhyunjean...
